Carnival of Bauer!!! Season Finale

The Carnival of Bauer!!! Season Finale

Carnival of Bauer!!! XIII
Welcome to the Season Finale of The Carnival of Bauer!!!. This carnival is dedicated to the 24 fans who have contributed and hosted the most dangerous Blog Carnival in the history of Blog Carnivals. How dangerous is it? Well Glenn Reynolds linked to us after he stated on his podcast that he had stopped linking carnivals. When Jack Bauer tells you to link to a damn carnival, you better link to the carnival.

The Carnival of Bauer!!! will return as a monthly carnival (unlike Jack Bauer who's dead) for the "off season". While the number of posts may drop, we can fill the carnival rolls with simple Google News and Yahoo searches that are sure to have people coming back for more.

Now for the exciting 2-hour Carnival of Bauer!!! Season Finale.

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Emperor Misha I opens the carnival with the first of many Chinese slogans with Slow Boat to China posted over at Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. I personally like "Big Trouble in Little China".

The Right Mom knows why Jack Bauer got nabbed. Mom notes in her recap, Bauer left his manpurse behind. Hell hath no fury like a manpurse scorned.

Karen of Scottsdale from The View from My Chair presents her recap of the 2-hour season finale: 24 Day 5 5:00-7:00 a.m.

Jeff Kouba at Peace Like A River presents his recap 24 Day 5 5:00 AM - 7:00 AM. Just in case you were wondering, Jeff notes the Number of times Jack says "Now!" is 38 for the season.

Everyone saw that it was the Chinese who have taken Jack Bauer right? Not so fast, Point Five states that China has denied kidnapping both The Lindbergh baby and now Jack Bauer.

The Llama Butchers know that Jack Bauer is dead. They don't need paper clues since Fox leaked them a publicity shot for Season 6. Jack is the Walrus.

King Tom's Kingdom presents Double the 24, Double the fun which is a post with "Not-so-deep thoughts on the final two hours of season 5." Tom knows there's really nothing deep about 24 to begin with.

Little Miss Chatterbox recaps the season finale for 24, Prison Break, and Alias. Her recap also notes her losing out on a Fox Award. She has been Jack Bauer's biggest fan this season and deserves something more than a little Fox award. LMC you have won The Jack Bauer Thinks You Are #1 Award, presented by Bill Buchanan (Jack Bauer doesn't have time for awards).

Part-Time Pundit notes in this post - the addictive quality of 24. Tony and Jack agree, they both prefer heroin.

Steve over at MagicLamp.org presents his recap of 24: 5 am to 7 am. He posts his comments at some guy named Dave Barry's blog. CTU has already set up a perimeter around Dave Barry's blog, which means absolutely nothing.

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That's it for the Season Finale. The next Carnival of Bauer!!! will be posted in Pirate talk on the last Monday of June.

Previous Carnivals
Announcing the Carnival of Bauer!!!
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 1 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of Edgar- Week 2 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of Tony - Week 3 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of Life - Week 4 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of the Cougar - Week 5 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 6 - Blogs4Bauer
The Carnival of Logan - Week 7 - Inn of the Last Home
The Carnival of Jenny!!! - Week 8 - Justin's Random Thoughts
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 9 - Below the Beltway
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 10 - Right Wing Nation
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 11 - The Llama Butchers
The Carnival of Bauer!!! - Week 12 - Cake or Death

*The Carnival of Bauer!!! will now take place on the last Monday of the month. Email Jack Bauer if you would like to host one.

Upcoming Carnivals:
Monday - June 26th
Monday - July 31