Jack Bauer has one question for Ned Lamont. How many Emmy Awards have you won?
And it would have been 3 Emmy Awards for Jack Bauer if the technical award for Outstanding Use of an Exploding Memory Stick had not gone to that jerk in House.
Previously
Bauer2006 Launch
Bauer2006 Platform #1 - Jack Bauer is not Ned Lamont
Bauer2006 Platform #2 - Jack Bauer will not cut and run
Bauer2006 Platform #3 - Jack Bauer will cut moles and waste
Bauer2006 Platform #4 - Jack Bauer will man the border fence
Bauer2006 Platform #5 - No Black Helicopters
Bauer2006 Platform #6 - This Is My Daughter
Bauer2006 Platform #7 - One Sure Thing In My Administration Will Be Death And Taxes
And Now, A Message From Your Candidate
Monday, August 28, 2006
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3 comments:
The Logans were screwed by the Emmys last night, which means no Weasel or anyone directly involved with President Weasel shall win when The Bauer wins
Congrats to Kiefer I mean Jack :)!!
Someone needs to tell Chloe that she has money, she can stop shopping at K-mart.
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