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Monday, February 12, 2007

Miss Blogs4Bauer - Round 1

Welcome to the first round of the Miss Blogs4Bauer Contest I'm your host, William Shatner. Who'll be crowned Miss B4B? That's the question that you, the audience, will decide over the next few weeks. Will it be Mandy, Kim, or even the delicious Collete Stenger? No one knows jack!

The ninjas and robots have begun to dance, that means it's time for our first match up. Jack Bauer's spawn is hot, but dumb. Will she be able to move on to the next round on looks alone? In the other corner is a chick that Jack Bauer hooked up with after he faked his death and hid out in the California desert. She fell in love with Frank Flynn; will the voters fall in love with her?

Here are the profiles, make your selection using the poll below. The voting ends Sunday (2/18) and the next matchup of Nina Myers and Audrey Raines will be posted on Monday (2/19).

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Name: Kim Bauer
Status: In a relationship with her shrink.
Occupation: Worst CTU agent, ever. Also worst nanny, ever.
Strengths: Really, really good looking,
Weaknesses: Really, really dumb. Also has really, really bad luck.
Curious Detail: Cougars were outraged with the role of a Kim-stalking cougar in an episode of 24.

Name: Diane Huxley
Status: In a relationship with Frank Flynn, but he hasn't called in 2 years.
Occupation: Slumlord
Strengths: Crappy location, close proximity to oil fields manned by washed up CTU agents.
Weaknesses: Her son, Derek is only conscious because Frank Flynn doesn't feel like carrying him.
Curious Detail: Was interrogated by Audrey early in Season 5, creating yet another love tirangle that Jack did not have time for.
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Miss Blogs4Bauer - Round 1

Who should move on?
Kim Bauer
Diane Huxley

Click Here for Results

Hijacked by RFTR
For those of you who are as upset as I am that Kim has been so poorly represented in this head-to-head, I am providing another picture for your consideration. Enjoy!


Chris of Dangerous Logic said...

I question your bracketology. The #1 seed shouldn't meet the #3 seed until the finals...

Anonymous said...

Voted Diane for two reasons

a) She's got bigger boobs. And qe all love those.

b) Everyone else will vote for Cougar Bait

TheJackSack said...

I voted for Huxley too and guess what- after 70 total votes so far, it's a neck-and-neck race! GO DIANE GO!

RFTR said...

Even frumpy, Kim wins hands-down.

TheJackSack said...

Kim shouldn't even be in this competition. She's hot enough to have her own prize outright. Including her here is like having the NE Patriots play a bunch of Div. III college teams. It just ain't right.

Anonymous said...

I'm all for Kim Bauer, but I think one certain hottie has been unfortunately absent from "24 hottie" posts here at B4B...the sexy and dangerously hot Collette Stenger. She definitely needs to make a comeback to the show and I think B4B should lead a movement toward this end.

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Come on, Diane!!! If she even makes it a race, RFTR should be ashamed.

Anonymous said...

Kim FTW, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

Kim. Had to for 2 reasons:

1. You all know why

2. Dating a New York Ranger (Sean Avery), gotta support my team

BUMBLE!!! said...

You're also forgetting Kim's lack of ability to get away from troublesome relationships since she went back to the dirtbag who helped kidnap her in the beginning of season 1... is it any surprise that she got followed by the cougar or the psycho nanny employer guy?

All the same, she was really hot in the first season.

And where is Chloe in all of this? You gotta love a gal who can slap a man around when he needs it!!

Deathlok said...

Kim is the worst.

Vote is hereby cast for (who else) the redhead.

Why don't you try running away from something, Kim??

Bob Engler said...

i have voted repeatedly for Diane since this poll went up and still the imbecile is outpolling Earth Mother! I scowl at my computer. Has anybody ever read Kimbo's hockey blog? She's not only the most annoying character in the history of television, she also doesn't know anything about hockey -- AND she's illiterate.