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Monday, February 05, 2007

Miss Blogs4Bauer 2007

Hello fellow 24 fans! I'm William Shatner and I'd like to welcome you to the first ever Miss Blogs4Bauer Contest!

What makes this contest different than any other beauty contest? Well for one, only ladies who appeared on the show 24 were invited to participate. Edgar Stiles tried to try out, but like other beauty contests (not aired on FOX), we have a weight limit.

You may be asking yourself if the only difference between the Miss B4B contest and Miss America is the TV show 24. Both contain beautiful women. Both have contestants with substance abuse problems and penis-noses.

We have dancing ninjas and robots!
Now everyone DANCE!

Ok, Here is how it's going to work.

Below is the bracket (click on it for a larger view). Each week we will host a match up and allow you to vote on who moves on and who gets terminated. It's a single elimination deathmatch baby!

Next Monday Kim Bauer takes on Diane Huxley. Tune in, it'll be Shat-astic.




Update: Maya Driscoll has been disqualified after she had an "episode" that ended with her flinging poop at Shatner. Mandy has replaced her in the Palmer Division.

18 comments:

Lou said...

This is the best thing ever. Can there be a pool established for this, and the winner gets...pride?

Adam said...

I can tell you now, that in the Palmer division it ought to come down to Kim v. Nadia. And that right there is the cruelest choice one can ever force on me. Damn you B4B!!

Adam said...

I just realized, you forgot the bisexual, naked assassin- MANDY! I demand a recount! ;)

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Yah, right like you guys don't have this rigged for Kim to win no matter what, I know how you guys work ;-)!!

MediaShuffle said...

Well in the first week Kim has it locked up.

Anonymous said...

nina and audrey should be in opposite halves, so nina can kill her in the final deathmatch!

Lou said...

Adam's right. Mandy needs to be in on this. She's the business, as the cool kids say.

Merol meister said...

OBJECTION!!!

why does Diane has to be eliminated by Kim? It was cruel. The same with Chloe vs Michelle.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take out Jenny McGill, bring Mandy. Or else!*

*"Or Else" means Jack will hunt you down and kill you in a way so sadistic and cruel it has yet to appear on 24

Anonymous said...

what about kate and marie warner

The Man said...

UPDATE: Maya has been removed, Mandy is in.

Adam said...

Oh yeah, Mandy's in!

Thank you!!! Well, now it gets more complicated...

Merol meister said...

Mandy's in

Kim doesn't stand a chance

nicky said...

Yeah anon, how about the Warner sisters? They played a bigger role than Cartman's Mom or Behrooz' ass on the side (Pendleton).

Todd said...

Nadia vs. Kim vs. Mandy... WOW!!!! Talk about Jordan vs. Magic vs. Bird!!!

The Man said...

Come on people. We cannot have a bracket of all #1 or 2 seeds. There has to be a few Gonzagas and a couple of LIUs.

Deathlok said...

I'm lost. Who are we voting on this week?

I will vote Diane Huxley. Kim is annoying. Diane has red hair.

As for Sherry. The Evilness gets points. But I gotta got Mandy.

The Man said...

Deathlok - the voting starts next week

Deathlok said...

Oh! Then Can I recommend that Marie Warner be put in.
Is this the field of 16 or is their another 16 somewhere??

I don't see Kate Warner, Claudia or Cloé.