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Friday, February 02, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Caption this scene. Post your captions in the comments.

35 comments:

NDwalters said...

Graem, what's with these bookmarks? Asian porn, midget porn, Chloe's Hot Zone? Wondered why she was hot all of a sudden....

pickett said...

"Why is WeasellyPOTUS45 on your buddy list?"

nms said...

"There's a mole in this game of solitaire, it must be destroyed."

al said...

How did you get these pictures of Kim on your computer?

bRight & Early said...

You think the plastic bag was bad? Just wait until I get Vista installed!

The Man said...

"This guy RFTR seems to really like your daughter. "

The Man said...

Graham and Jack agree. Andrew Sullivan is a tool.

chunkstyle said...

Dammit Graem! This is why I told you to get a Mac. I don't have time to be your personal tech support!

Denis E. Ambrose, Jr. said...

Jack, please stop showing me pictures of Audrey!

Merol meister said...

Jack, I swear wasn't spying on your wedding night with Terri at dad's mansion with a Handycam....or with the security password for the room camera Liddy gave me.

Merol meister said...

And this is how Kim and Josh's baby would look like. Do you stilkl have any doubt he ain't mine?

Merol meister said...

You see? Screw CTU, Bluetooth's the way to go, bro!

merol meister said...

You spend $800 on long distance phone calls alone and you still use dial-up? Dammit Graem! I guess I used the lamp cord torture too much on you...

merol meister said...

The show still ain't number one on the most downloaded show lists. I'll have to choke you more.....that or bring Kim back in sexy lingerie to do a lesbo scene with Chloe

Greg said...

Jack became aware his brother wasn't the greatest webmaster on earth when http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/ got redirected to http://www.houseofstiles.com/.

Wyatt Earp said...

Jack: "Sweet! You got the Jessica Simpson nudie video!!!"

Trench said...

Whoa. Britteny Spears' cooter.

Steve said...

Wait a minute.

You run OS X?

Graham, all the bad guys run Vista and use PCs.

Gary Benz said...

Are there any more torture videos on YouTube?

Wyatt Earp said...

Overheard from speakers:

"It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! . . . "

James V Reagan said...

You know, Graham, I never get tired of Zork! You in?

Shawn said...

Dammit Graham, I've told you a million times this reality porn crap isn't real!

Anonymous said...

Jack Bauer, Your Company's Computer Guy

bRight & Early said...

If I find that you've been playing on my druid character you're going to wish I would go back to the plastic wrap. It took me forever to get to level 60.

Eriko said...

And one for the German Users:

Waren Sie hier zuletzt auf russenschlampen.de ?

Johnny Park said...

"Yeah, you're right. I see the resemblance. Maybe we should get that paternity test after all."


"Jack, I'm sorry, I just don't see it. What the hell is a penis-nose anyway?"

Anonymous said...

Here's your wife and me doing it doggie-style. And here's us shopping for cel phones. And here's us...

CP said...

I just uploaded the video of you being tortured to YouTube. Now, if you don't cooperate, I'm going to attach your Bluetooth earpiece to the end of a towel and shove it down your throat.

Joshua Gross said...

You see, Jack, they don't believe I'm your brother, either...

bystander said...

"That's right, Gray. Bite marks. On his neck. I did that. Now, who do you work for!"

J.B. said...

Here, check out all these tools that post stupid crap about me at Blogs4Bauer...

JB said...

Check this out! Fox's website sells copies of my manpurse... you can buy all kinds of cheap CTU crap you don't need at extremely high prices!

JB said...

uh oh, you've been downloading Metalica cd's? Lars Ulrich is gonna be pissed...

jb said...

Check it out! We're a perfect match according to eHarmony!

Anonymous said...

"Ell oh ell Graem check out this youtube video!"