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Monday, February 19, 2007

LiveBlogging 3:00PM - 4:00PM

Hi, I'm The Man and I'll be your host for tonight's episode of 24. Remember that viewer discretion is advised as RFTR may cut-in and post half-nekkid pictures of Kim Bauer. Wyatt may try and post pictures of Nina. Speaking of which:
-Make sure you vote for this week's match up in the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. With 1% of the vote in, it looks like Nina Myers will breeze past Audrey.

-In honor of the late President Palmer, Happy President's Day! While you are at it, check out this Honda ad that has been airing over the past few weeks in the tri-state (NY,NJ,CT) area. Notice anything odd about the group of presidential rappers? No, not that one of the Adams' are grabbing their crotch. They have Ben Franklin in the ad for a President's Day ad.

24 in 24 words...
Jack's back, father's bad, brother's dead. Arabs setting off Russian nukes. Father set a trap for Jack. Milo and Marilyn are on the run.




Tonight on 24
Jack's father wants him to join the dark side.


tck...tck...tck...

-Did they say 24 was on a special time next week? I was too busy looking for pictures of Eric Estrada....

3:00
-Milo lost his cell phone. He's screwed. Why didn't he take one grenade and toss it at the bad guys? Even send a couple of shots their way and throw 2?

-Milo, you are so brave. I bet a couple of grenades would come in handy right about now. Add Milo to the CTU Hall of Fame. HOOOLLYYY SHIT

Jack kills 2 (2 points +2 combo) = 4 points

---and there's the rub....It's your pappy.

-"He has my son" Jack: "ditto"

-9741 Glasgow...trust me, it's personal.

3:09....Commercial Break
Sorry to beat a dead horse, but these commercials are really loud.
The ad agency I work for put out the Taco Bell commercial...

3:14

-Token Republo-Islamo girl needs to know that Milo just got lucky. He is going to milk it and try to edge out Morris for "employee of the week...or day".


-Grandpa Bauer really makes you work for his love. Josh should have agreed to watch the Gladiator movies.

-If Josh was really Jack's spawn, he'd have infiltrated the ventilation system and got himself a damn coke.

3:21 Commercial Break
Blades of Glory looks funny...too bad Will Ferrell is in it.

3:something
-Weasel sighting. We are going to kill the President on President's Day? How 24 of them.

-Hell of a day. Morris is turning to Altoids? What a shame. Altoids is a gateway drug. Stay away from Altoids kids.

-Jack is sending in another women he loves into a situation where they will likely be in danger.

3:22 Commercial Break
What is Jim Carrey doing? 23?

-Miss Blogs4Bauer Update
Nina Myers (83%)
Audrey Raines (17%)
Ms. Suki (0%)

3:36

-Morris is back at the office. He smells of Peppermint. Morris and Milo show each other their scars, Morris wins.

-Here's a random Kate Warner picture for you haters.

-Weasel goes down.... Chad Lowe has gone off the reservation.

-The Altoids have made Morris weak and slow. "I ate an altoid, but I spit them out". Really if anyone deserved an Altoid, it would be Morris. Let the guy have his mints you nagging wench.

-Another hour another tac team...dead.. Ladies and Gentlemen...the new redshirts. Whistler is gone, check for a bomb. Bang.

-Where's Josh? Check the ventilation shaft!

-Jack will surrender. How many times does Jack pull off that move?

3:46 Commercial Break
The Cingular ad is the loudest ad of all time. It got me yelled at by the wife last week.
Reno 911 is another movie to catch this year. So let's recap:
300 - stupid
Reno 911 - awesome
23 - stupid
Blades of Glory - awesome

Useless Fox5 24 News Teaser:
-"You know Jack Bauer. But do you know Kiefer? We detail what he is known for doing on the set"

3:51

-Milo and Chloe: "Did you smell his breath" "Yes, it was so minty"

-Jack is unarmed, unless you count his fists and thighs.
-Josh, run to your daddy...I mean Jack.
-24 Guidelines: spill your guts to Jack about your plot....he then turns the table and uses the information to get to the next bad guy.

-"Look what you have become"....Jack saved the world you douchebag. "I had to go my own way".

DO IT

-Dammit, did someone get that phone number?

CHARLES FREAKING LOGAN? Does that mean that Martha is coming back?

tck...tck...tck...4:00

Next week: Charles Logan is back. The President is going to die because Chad Lowe planted a bomb in his desk.

I called 310-597-3781. It's some chick speaking Spanish.

That's all folks. Now I am going on vacation. I'm going skiing in Lake Placid, NY...so keep me and my unbroken legs in your prayers.

151 comments:

steveegg said...

You have to remember that history isn't taught in public screwels anymore.

The coming reading of the will for Pappy Cochrane sure is going to be interesting.

Tyler D. said...

SECOND!

The Man said...

stevegg-I bet only smart people like you and I would spot that goof.

Tyler D. said...

The Man - Did you get that Google Talk thing I sent ya?

Wyatt Earp said...

Did you misspell "discretion?"

"You're making us look like jerks!!!"

Go Nina.

Wyatt Earp said...

Damn. I guess no linky love to Wyatt tonight? Crap.

The Man said...

Tyler D - I just signed into chat. What's up?

The Man said...

Wyatt - enjoy your link.

The Man said...

link whore

Wyatt Earp said...

But I get tested every week at the Blogger Free Clinic!

Go Nina!

Wyatt Earp said...

What? Ben Franklin wasn't President?

RFTR said...

And Tyler D may try to post pictures of Wyatt.

Tyler D. said...

What do you mean Franklin wasn't president?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Man said...

Franklin was too busy whoring around France to be President.

Tyler D. said...

Pictures of Wyatt? Like this?

lawhawk said...

We can be heroes... for just one day... /oh wait, wrong show...

The Man said...

Or this picture of Wyatt and his partner

RFTR said...

Wow, Wyatt's been working out.

V the K said...

Hey! This isn't a special time!

MediaShuffle said...

what a special time! Real different.

Tyler D. said...

Is Wyatt on the left or right in that picture?

RFTR said...

Who isn't too busy looking for pictures of Eric Estrada?

steveegg said...

Fox.com has next week's episode still at 8 Central.

Here we GO! Live NOW!

MediaShuffle said...

Milo did good last hour for being a computer guy.

RFTR said...

Having Jack's semen run through your veins apparently does not give you super-human strength.

lawhawk said...

Milo screwed up last episode because he didn't take a couple of those grenades with him to toss back at the bad guys.

Though his driving shows promise for next season's NASCAR.

steveegg said...

Maybe I was too harsh in saying Milo doesn't have skills. He knows how to run (can't say the same for Marilyn though).

MediaShuffle said...

One in the arm.

MediaShuffle said...

2 kills.

RFTR said...

Um, why didn't Milo just wait and pop them one-by-one as they came around the dumpster.

lawhawk said...

And she's caught... and Milo is about to meet a power tool... Jack Bauer. We've got a 2fer...

steveegg said...

Milo can't shoot, and Marilyn doesn't know how to run.

DING! There's 4.

MediaShuffle said...

Reality sets in now.

Tyler D. said...

Now over half my team is dead!

For the third time today Jack....

lawhawk said...

Marilyn just tells Jack the bad news. His dad is an evil mo-fo.

RFTR said...

No, Tyler, this is the first time it was only "over half." All the rest, no one came out alive.

He's pissed that there are so many survivors, I think.

Tyler D. said...

rftr, oh....

MediaShuffle said...

What does CTU have unlimited tac teams?

RFTR said...

Hey, Jack's starting to be a conservationist. "I want you to send me a smaller team."

He's finally trying to spare lives.

The Man said...

"Trust me, it's personal"

MediaShuffle said...

TRUST ME, ITS PERSONAL!

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

Tyler D. said...

42 comments and we're only 10 minutes in.

RFTR said...

The Man, where are the pictures of Kim? Don't make me hijack this liveblog.

MediaShuffle said...

Sparta looks horrible.

RFTR said...

Tyler, that's because The Man volunteered to liveblog before I had a chance. So I'm commenting more than I usually do.

The Man said...

Sparta looks horrible.

-Well I got extra pictures on Myspace thanks to that crappy-ass movie.

RFTR said...

Are you kidding? Sparta looks awesome. How can you not love dialogue like:

"Our arrows will blot out the sun."

"Then we will fight in the shade!"

MediaShuffle said...

Milo is getting an award.

steveegg said...

Milo up for the "I got my ass saved by Jack" commendation.

RFTR said...

Morris: "He got shot in the shoulder? So what?? I took a damn drill in the shoulder you bloody Scientologist twit."

lawhawk said...

someone from district? who's getting to CTU how exactly? Oh wait, Cochran's bending time again?

V the K said...

Anyone else want to see Chloe smack Al Bundy and say, "We don't have time for your personality disorder?"

RFTR said...

"I will do everything in my power to make sure our... I mean your (wink, wink) son is safe."

MediaShuffle said...

Invoking the father card.

steveegg said...

"Do we have to talk about this now, Grandpa?"

"No, of course not. I just want to torture you some more."

lawhawk said...

300 is gonna have a body count that will make today's 24 seem like child's play... /that has got to count for something...

The Man said...

Time for a Kim Bauer picture.

MediaShuffle said...

finally

RFTR said...

That kid is totally Jack's son. He's gonna whack grampa Zephram.

MediaShuffle said...

Josh know granddaddy's little plan now.

The Man said...

lawhawk - Waterworld had a large body count....

MediaShuffle said...

Locked in

MediaShuffle said...

Start cry and do the puppy face maybe that will work!

lawhawk said...

Jack Jr. is getting a lesson in Bauer family dynamics.

MediaShuffle said...

Daddy Bauer is just a sicko.

Wyatt Earp said...

Ty, The Man, and RFTR - I hate you all.

Marilyn and Josh (RE: Jack Jr) are a bunch of pink doily, tea-party pansies.

When an armed man tells you to run, Marilyn, RUN!!!

Tyler D. said...

mmmmmmmPezmmmmmm

V the K said...

y'all don't know how lucky you are not to see the first drafts of the tivoblog. Just sayin'

lawhawk said...

Waterworld had Costner. /nuf said.

300 has Frank Miller doing the script and VDH was involved. How bad can that be?

RFTR said...

Awww, Wyatt, schmoopy... we didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

And I'm not sure Milo counts as "an armed man." I mean, it's Milo. At best it's an armed CTU techno-weenie who isn't even a very good techno-weenie.

He's only one step above a red-shirt, so it might actually be better to disregard his every order.

Wyatt Earp said...

Blades of Glory = Greatest Movie . . . EVER!

And who posted the token pic of Kim??? RFTR, I am looking at you!

steveegg said...

Very appropriate Kim pic (though I have to go with the Michelle one).

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

At the risk of being at the mercy of Wyatt's wrath I enjoyed those pics of him. Good going Tyler and the Man.

V the K said...

Hey. Given the jealous working relationship between Al Bundy and Kemper, should I re-nick Kemper as Griff, or Jefferson, or Flanders?

Wyatt Earp said...

RFTR - Good point. that would be like calling me an armed man.

The Man said...

Calling Milo an armed man is an insult to men with arms.

steveegg said...

The one bad thing about bunkers is there are not a lot of exits.

Looks like we'll have a new President next week.

lawhawk said...

Numb3rs is having second thoughts about becoming a mole. And how is it that there is always yet one more plot and conspiracy within a conspiracy?

Not like we don't have enough moles.

Tyler D. said...

Who wants to play:

"Is Wyatt smarter than a 5th Grader?"

I digress, that commercial is getting to me.

lawhawk said...

Bundy is back in the saddle..

Tyler D. said...

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

SPEW!!!!

lawhawk said...

Or not... he can't even do that right

steveegg said...

Failing at CTU definitely drives one to drink. Al Bundy sure can't handle his liquor.

RFTR said...

Tyler, at least Wyatt ISN'T a third-grader.

Respect your elders, young'un.

steveegg said...

We should have shotguns for this deal. Oh wait, we've got plenty of automatics.

Hmmmm, that spot feels familiar.

RFTR said...

No, Jack, you're supposed to take OFF the clothes, not put them on.

V the K said...

What's with the 'Halo' music? I feel like I should be driving a scorpion through an underground laboratory.

Wyatt Earp said...

Marilyn in a slip!

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!!!

Oh, and nice product placement for Red Bull.

Giggity.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I like this chic a lot more than Audrey.

Its amazing that Milo comes out looking tougher than Bundy. I'm still not seeing Audrey in any serious relationship let alone with this dumbo.

RFTR said...

Okay, maybe Wyatt IS a third grader...

Wyatt Earp said...

In fairness to Morris the Cat, I have spewed on occasion after a little too much Jameson's.

Mmm . . . Jameson's!

Wyatt Earp said...

RFTR - I got my 3rd Grade education through a GED.

RFTR said...

And the Philly PD immediately handed you a sidearm.

It's a good thing he didn't get shot in the other arm--might have messed up that pretty tattoo.

And is Morris coming on to Milo?

Wyatt Earp said...

Hot man love ahoy!

Somewhere, Tyler is getting all warm . . .

V the K said...

Mal Reynolds... SWEEEEEET!

steveegg said...

Sure Mr. McBeal will be there...just out of the blast range.

lawhawk said...

We've been here before.... and Numb3rs had a change of heart...

lawhawk said...

Not to mention a splitting headache

Wyatt Earp said...

Beating a man half to death with a flashlight; ah, that takes me back to my patrol days . . .

steveegg said...

If Jack had delivered that bitch-slap, Mr. McBeal would be sans head instead of just resting comfortably waiting for the end of the Presidential Bunker.

bRight & Early said...

Numbe3rs guy: "Man, it sure is easier being a physics geek."

Tyler D. said...

Does CTU not know that Mac's SUCK?

The Man said...

How many tac teams have to die?

lawhawk said...

So, how soon before this Tac Team buys the farm?

Wyatt Earp said...

Boris the Blade is about to erase the SWAT team . . . or not.

steveegg said...

Gradenko has left the building, as has Cochrane and Jack Jr.

Wyatt Earp said...

Can you fly, Bobby?

The Man said...

Jack giving himself up....24 recycling

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't KILL sick grandfathers
.

RFTR said...

So there's a rainbow shining out of the roof of that Kia. Does that mean that the driver's wife is just his beard?

The Man said...

Wyatt - do cops watch RENO 911?

Wyatt Earp said...

Wow. Our Site Meter claims there are over 100 people on the site right now.

Cool.

steveegg said...

Probably, RFTR

Wyatt Earp said...

The Man - ABSOLUTELY! Primarily because every one of the characters is similar to a cop we all know. I'll be first in line at the theater on Friday!

V the K said...

Grandma Hotel? Shouldn't there be doilies on everything and a weird smell?

RFTR said...

The Man, she yells at you because of TV commercials that are entirely out of your control?

Sounds like she's a b——um, beautiful woman.

The Man said...

rftr she yells because she cares

Wyatt Earp said...

She has to yell. You can't hear her over the frakkin' commercials!

RFTR said...

Jim Carrey is in 23... is that supposed to make us think that it's going to be like almost as cool as 24?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Metabolize the alcohol??????????

Wyatt Earp said...

What is Keifer like on the set?

He burns the prototype Jack Bauer doll!!!

Tyler D. said...

POINT!
HEAD!
SHOOT!


OH YEAH!

Wyatt Earp said...

Point and shoot, you bimbo.

Like a friggin' camera!!!

Women: can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!

The Man said...

she is also trying to watch 2 and a half men on ABC.

RFTR said...

If I had a nickel for every time I walked into a utility building on a roof and shouted "Dad? I'm unarmed!"...

steveegg said...

Pappy lying again?

Absolutely.

steveegg said...

You forgot "teeth" in Jack's personal arsenal :-)

The Man said...

Did someone get that phone number?

steveegg said...

The Kill Counter shuts down at 4. If I read the thread right, we've got winners.

Logan is back.

MediaShuffle said...

Logan

Wyatt Earp said...

President Weasel!!! Sweet!

Amd the number is 310-597-3781

lawhawk said...

You could have been a contender...

Oh, and you've got your back turned to Zephram... but he leaves another phone and a number... Numb3rs is being turned into use #350 for duct tape..

And we have a President Weasel sighting... along with a commercial for Gilette Mach 3 Turbo extreme for that nasty thing he calls a beard.

steveegg said...

If someone got the last 4, I got the area code and the first 3: 310-597-____

RFTR said...

It's the "Nextel Phone for 24" and the operator speaks Spanish. I don't speak Spanish, but I think she said the mailbox is full.

Tyler D. said...

That craptastic movie Shooter REAKS of Bourne identity.

V the K said...

OK, Didn't see that coming.

Hey, local shopping center set on fire. Neat.

MediaShuffle said...

Wants his wife back, that what he wants.

Tyler D. said...

Hasn't that number been seen before?

Wyatt Earp said...

The total hits for the past hour was 240.

Karma.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't KILL sick grandfathers
.

RFTR said...

Enough with the crappy haikus. Stop posting them here or Jack will kill your whole family.

bRight & Early said...

310-597-3781 is the Fox 24 fan phone.

nicky said...

Awwwwwwwright!! 4 points this hour. Nice to see Logan rockin that beard, almost makes up for Jack shaving his (along with his mullet).

Wyatt Earp said...

absurd thought -
I agree
these things reek!

Yeah Him said...

now that was a wild ending with the reappearance of president logan's conniving sorry bearded self!! But where was Powers Boothe? And where did daddy Bauer go? So many stories all working around - it's going to be a wild ride till the middle of the season forces the big changes.

Great Kim in bondage picture too.

danielnyc said...

Wow. I didn't know George Itzin did so much... on Star Trek!
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Gregory_Itzin

BreezeCJ said...

Correction:

300 - Awesome!
23 - Cool!
Blades of Glory - stupid.
and...
Shooter - Awesome!

tw111 said...

Dammit.... semen runs through your veins?...who knew?
/grin/

RFTR said...

Dammit.... semen runs through your veins?...who knew?

Only after you are impregnated by Jack Bauer.

Aakash said...

I just finished watching the episode I missed last night, on the web (legally... and free!)

I knew that the major networks had started streaming their latest episodes of their shows, on the web, and I had remembered that FOX had been doing this, on a Myspace page.

When I went to the official 24 page at fox.com however (not the Myspace page), after missing the two-episode season premier, it did not link to anyplace where I could see the full episodes online... Unlike it does now.

I wonder if I had gone to the Myspace page directly, some weeks ago when I missed the two-episode season premier, it would have had the episodes there. When, for the current season, did they start having the latest episode of 24 available online?

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