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Friday, February 16, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Post a caption in the comments section.

Make sure you vote in Round 1 of the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. We will announce a winner on Monday and then it's Nina Myers and Audrey Raines turn to do battle.

32 comments:

V the K said...

"Captain, according to the Defiant's transporter logs we've somehow been sent back in time to Earth's early 21st century."

V the K said...

"I have had enough of these m----- f-----' terrorists in my m----- f-----' batcave."

V the K said...

"Dammit, Q! Give us back our starfleet uniforms and get this tacky paneling off Defiant's bridge!"

The Man said...

"For the Miss B4B contest, you know, I like Kim. But Diane has much bigger boobs"

V the K said...

"No, Desmond didn't actually travel through time, it was just his sub-conscious... Dammit! We're supposed to be talking about Fayed and the nukes. Why is Lost so darned addicting!"

V the K said...

"Staring contest... go!"

Deathlok said...

I am a terrorist on 24 AND I was linked to terrorists in Syriana, now why can't everyone forget the Dr. Bashir role. Stewart made the transition to Professor X much more easily.

V the K said...

"Before I can give you blanket immunity for all your prior acts of terrorism, you must bring me ... a shrubbery!"

The Man said...

"But Diane was a minor role. Kim has been in Seasons 1,2,3,and 5".

Rickey Henderson said...

."That's a fabulous goatee Mr. President. How many months of recounts did you go through before the American people gave up and let you take office?"

The Man said...

"So Bashir...you are responsible for killing US soldiers, civilians, and general terrorism? Would you like to head up my re-election blog?"

pius xxiii said...

"Are you reeeal sure you didn't play Sisco and Hawk?"

Steve said...

Prez: You know, my sister is dating a muslim.
Bashir: Really? How is that going for her?
Prez: Well she got him locked up where he then turned him into a snitch against his fellow poser Muslims and he got the crap kicked out of him for nothing.
Bashir: So not that well then...
Prez: I guess not, but I hear she is thinking about converting.
Bashir: Praise, Allah.
Prez: Sure dude. Whatever you say...

V the K said...

"Oh, and if the vice president offers you Kool-Aid, tell him it's against your religion or something."

Wyatt Earp said...

Ebony and ivory . . .

Talking terror in perfect harmony . . .

Anonymous said...

Where do you stand on the Amaechi-Hardaway thing? Let's kiss.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Bashir, have you already tried the new Holosuit program "Early 21st century television hotties - Kim Bauer"?

The Man said...

"Bashir, you have my non-binding support."

Anonymous said...

No, that's just spam, Mr President. That stuff won't really enlarge your penis.

nicky said...

So you must be from Dell technical support. Can you help me install Vista on this thing?

Anonymous said...

Dr., is there any way we could get Mr. Garek in here to help out Jack Bauer?

Greg said...

Once they imagined life without facial hair, Tuvok & Bashir realized life wasn't all that bad.

Batman said...

If you look at my hand while it's making a little circle like this, I get to hit you in the arm...

Bill C. said...

EHHH....screw world peace, let's get some whores! SEND IN THE INTERNS!!!

Buzz Lightyear said...

Ok I want you to be very clear...Last we saw you, you were in CTU LA about 10:50am, it's about 1:20pm-ish now Pacific Time and you're here now... LA to DC in 2 1/12 Hours... Hmmmmm....

pickett said...

"And they said a Democrat would never REALLY sit down and negotiate with the terrorists..."

Paulo said...

"... So... uh... this is awkward..."

Dr Ruthless said...

So the bomb cylindar is about this big around...kinda reminded me of pump I had once, but that's not my bag baby...oh and that reminds me, I just discovered somethig the other day...Ok...So if you hold your hand in this position...oh and don't forget the lubrederm... and then...OH MAN! WOW!... wait...what were we talking about...(nervous laugh) anyway... did you see that hockey game the other day? Oh yea, about these bombs...

Anonymous said...

'Who is this Wayne Brady, and what is a bitch'?

Yeah Him said...

"It's nice to meet the guy who will eventually cause me to get shot in a nasty coup by my trusted avisors."

Anonymous said...

why don't you move a little closer?

rodparker said...

"Did you see Brokeback Mountain?"