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Monday, February 26, 2007

Jack Bauer - Artist?

We all know that Jack Bauer can defuse nukes and torture random people. With all the violence in his world, Jack Bauer needs a hobby to take his mind off things. No, he doesn't shoot people as a hobby, he is an artist.

Don't believe me? Well, check out today's NY Post.

A Brooklyn office, which houses gifts yet to be sorted for the archives at Bush Terminal in Sunset Park, currently holds three portraits of the mayor, one in a blue motif, another in which he seems to resemble Regis Philbin and a third, by Staten Island artist Jack Bauer, that bears a striking likeness.

Bauer said he decided to paint the mayor simply because he likes him

That's right. Jack Bauer painted a portrait of NYC Mayor Bloomberg because he likes him. In true Jack Bauer form, the painting took him only 3 minutes and 12 seconds to complete.

6 comments:

Wyatt Earp said...

The pic with Jack wearing a beret is really disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Not surprising the guy has had a few strokes...what with being killed and tortured and all...

Kyle said...

Please tell me that at the very least he uses terrorists' blood instead of pastels on his canvases...

The Man said...

I think the article mentioned that Jack Bauer liked to finger paint. Where he cuts off the fingers of terrorists and paints with them.

Trench said...

Interrogation is an art.

santa said...

The official website of Burt Young has been launched. Burt Young the academy award nominated actor and maverick artist was born in queens, NewYork.
He can be browsed at: http://burtyoungartandfilm.com/