We all know that Jack Bauer can defuse nukes and torture random people. With all the violence in his world, Jack Bauer needs a hobby to take his mind off things. No, he doesn't shoot people as a hobby, he is an artist.Don't believe me? Well, check out today's NY Post.
That's right. Jack Bauer painted a portrait of NYC Mayor Bloomberg because he likes him. In true Jack Bauer form, the painting took him only 3 minutes and 12 seconds to complete.A Brooklyn office, which houses gifts yet to be sorted for the archives at Bush Terminal in Sunset Park, currently holds three portraits of the mayor, one in a blue motif, another in which he seems to resemble Regis Philbin and a third, by Staten Island artist Jack Bauer, that bears a striking likeness.
Bauer said he decided to paint the mayor simply because he likes him
5 comments:
The pic with Jack wearing a beret is really disturbing.
Not surprising the guy has had a few strokes...what with being killed and tortured and all...
Please tell me that at the very least he uses terrorists' blood instead of pastels on his canvases...
I think the article mentioned that Jack Bauer liked to finger paint. Where he cuts off the fingers of terrorists and paints with them.
Interrogation is an art.
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