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Monday, February 12, 2007

LiveBlogging 1:00PM - 3:00PM

Good evening all! My name is Wyatt Earp, and I'll be your host for tonight's 2-hour episode! You can find my dossier HERE. In the meantime, grab a sandwich, your beverage of choice, and some piano wire. I have a feeling that the next two hours will be jam packed with Jack-y Goodness!

Oh, before I forget, make sure you vote in the first round of the Miss Blogs4Bauer Pageant below. Kim Bauer must be stopped! Heh.

1:00pm - It's always fun to relive a weasel's death. That'll do Graem. That'll do. Ya know, it's about time we saw Chloe get snippy. She's has been way too mellow for the first few episodes. "Gettin' some" will do that to a gal, I guess.

Putting Milo in charge of this pursuit is like putting me in charge of Instapundit. Nothing good will come of it.

Hot pursuit! Somewhere, O.J. Simpson is saying to himself, "Damn. You mean we could have driven faster than 20 miles per hour???" McCarthy is certainly a brain surgeon. Notice he broke the passenger side window of that truck. Like the police won't notice shattered glass on that side! Yutz. Oh, and let me just say that CTU has a fleet of choppers, but the Philly P.D, has two . . . and can only run one at a time!

1:10pm - Strangely enough, McCarthy's cell phone provider has free Terrorist "Anytime" Minutes. OH SNAP!!! The bimbo has a set of wontons!!! Nice shot, by the way, honey.

1:11pm - Commercial Break! Now's a good time to vote for Miss Blogs4Bauer!

1:16pm - Looks like Mr. Ally McBeal is having a hissy fit. If I were him, I'd smack Chad Lowe's bad haircut right off his head. But, that's just me: I have anger issues. I have a feeling Tony Snow does the exact thing after being questioned by that human Muppet, Helen Thomas.

1:17pm - Is Reed talking to John Edwards??? I reckon he's the mole?

1:18pm - Hey! Jack Junior, er, John Daly Junior, er, Jack Bauer Junior showed up with the delicious Bauer Widow! Yummay!!! Heh, Marilyn Bauer sure looks broken up about her husband's death. I imagine that's how the Hill-dabeast would look if Bill ever kicked.

1:21pm - Anna Nicole looks about as comfortable as Diane Sawyer was interviewing Mahmoud Ahma-dinnerjacket. And like Mahmoud, Fayed has nukes. Good for him! Fayed tells Morris: "What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

1:23pm - Commercial Break! It seems a little unsightly watching Peter Gibbons shilling for Sprint, dontcha think?

1:29pm - Jack seems to give Chloe a whole lot of leeway. Milo? Not so much. It must be the bad facial hair. Of Milo, I mean. Oh, and for those of you keeping score, Nadia still hasn't smiled yet. See? The Democrats were right! We can negotiate with terrorists. God, I feel so stupid for not believing them! Oh . . . maybe not.

1:33pm - Automatic weapons = fun for the whole family. Jack, a real man would go in sans ballistic vest. I'm just sayin'. Denny wouldn't approve of this false fire alarm. On the next episode of Teletubbies: Morris takes a bath!

"Hi, I'm Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, and I want to address an issue near and dear to my heart: the Craftsman Cordless Electric Drill. Now, this baby can drill through anything: wood, steel, or bone! Now, you want to stand back from the splinters and marrow now! Uh, uh, uh!!!"

1:37pm - Anna Nicole takes a dirt nap . . . again. Maybe Fayed's crew will get some while it's still warm? What? Bad taste?

1:41pm - Reed just summarized Hillary Clinton's agenda . . . in the Bizarro World. And did he just use the word, "musing?" Good grief!

1:44pm - Evacuate the building. Good tactical move. Bad move for the Blogs4Bauer Kill Counter, though. No handicapped exit??? Frakkin' California! Oh, and Mr. Fayed, Morris isn't stalling . . . he always works that slowly.

1:47pm - FLASH BANGS!!! Someone tally the Jack Kills, post haste! Now look, I am as hetero as they come, but the sight of Jack with a shotgun makes me feel kinda funny. Heh. Wow, that's a really nice suitcase. Where can I get one of those?

1:49pm - Commercial Break! I just realized that the first episode isn't over yet, and I wrote about 50 paragraphs. Should I just shut the hell up, or keep blogging? My fingers will be bloody stumps after two straight hours of this.

1:55pm - Jack has three minutes. Two and a half minutes longer than RFTR needs, if you know what I mean. Heh! Where's Mel Gibson when you need him? "You said cut the blue wire!" Way to drop the ball, Chloe! If that clock reads "007," I'm calling copyright infringement!!!

1:59pm - Reed just scored one for the bad guys. Good work, son! You have turned a powerful Jedi. Stay tuned next week for . . . What? Another hour?? Oh. Giddyup, then!

2:00pm - New Episode Kids! And away we go!

2:00pm - Hey, Fayed has his own helicopter! Take that, CTU! If you are looking through the credits, you undoubtedly saw that Boris the Blade (now talking on the phone) from Snatch is in this episode! SWEET!!! Hour 2 and still Nadia has not smiled.

2:07pm - I'm guessing Jack doesn't want CTU's pity. Call it a hunch. And check out Chloe! She's got a case of the "Screaming Thigh Sweats" for Jack! And now, we return to a Bauer Family Reunion . . . Do you think the PPD would let me interrogate someone over their son's corpse?

2:10pm - No he isn't grieving!!! Josh's father IS STILL ALIVE!!! Looks like Morris is feeling sorry for himself. WAHHH! I'm responsible for the death of millions! Wuss. And this just in: John Edwards is involved with Reed and Phil Bauer!

2:13pm - Phil, you can't kill Boris the Blade! They call him Boris the Bullet Dodger. Why? "Because he can dodge bullets, Avi." Now it appears that Bull Buchanan wants to take Jack of the case. Smart move, Bull: who's gonna run it now . . . Kim Bauer??? Don't answer that, RFTR.

2:17pm - And that is how Jack will "leave" CTU at the end of the season. The Internal Affairs investigation. Ya heard it here first.

2:18pm - Commercial Break! Soak 'em if you got 'em. I'm gonna soak my fingers in Palmolive. American Idol = The Dumbing Down of America.

2:20pm - Holy Islamic Cause, Batman! Recipe for a workable partnership: two parts sensationalism, one part religion. Mix thoroughly. Kiss your liberal butts goodbye. Luckily, Curly Bill is on the case! "Don't mind him . . . he's drunk!"

2:23pm - Chad Lowe is Deep Throat. Since when did the President's bunker turn into the basement/storage area of my seedy local bar? How about getting Karen Hayes to pick up a mop or something? By the way, they tried to remove the President in Season 2 (or 3, I don't remember) and it didn't work then, either.

2:27pm - Commercial Break! Gotta pee!! I'm back. You only rent a good Mountain Dew. Oh, and the Daytona 500 is only 6 days away. Joygasm!!!

2:31pm - For the last time, JACK IS JOSH'S FATHER!!! Damnit! She tried to leave Graem because she wanted Jack's CTU Dossier . . . if ya know what I mean. Marilyn is lying, Jack! Kill her! Kill her now! She knows Boris the Blade! Heh, Graem was having an affair with Boris. Must have made Marilyn feel pretty insecure. Of course, if she needs some comfort, Philly isn't all that far . . . I'll leave the light on for her.

2:35pm - Papa Bauer is gonna give Marilyn an injection . . . and not the good kind. Milo might as well be wearing a red Star Trek uniform. He's toast. Ya heard it here first. And how tall is Phil Bauer, 7'7"? Cripes!

2:38pm - Commercial Break! Ghost Rider spot. Life is good. Mmm . . . Eva Mendes! And did I just see a Global Warming commercial? Frickin' Al Gore!!!

2:43pm - Chloe is talking to Morris about Boris. Heh, rhyming is cool. First Morris gets bitch-slapped by Fayed. Then by Chloe. Who's next . . . Josh? And now Marilyn is gonna tell Jack that she "yearns" for him. Is this Grey's Anatomy or 24?

2:47pm - Papa is holding Jack Jr hostage. Jack no likey! Nina Myers' death will be pleasant compared to what Jack is gonna do to Daddy Dearest. Judging by the firepower, Boris the Blade doesn't want visitors. Just another hunch. And can anyone smell Milo's blood yet? It's coming.

2:49pm - Commercial Break! The Man is right. These commercials are very loud. Luckily, I lost my hearing after too many Tom Jones concerts. I also lost some undergarments, but that's another story . . .

2:53pm - You are a stupid little kid Josh. Now shut yer pie hole, you idiot. Jack is pulling up, and Street, T.J., and Hondo are just behind them. Milo, you take up a flank 2 position near Marilyn. Flank 2 = Dead Man's Point. Milo drives like Kyle Petty . . . sucky. Here comes the death scene. Wait for it . . . damn.

2:59pm - The house is toast. The van is toast. Jack is near toast. Milo lives. There is no God.

3:00pm - Okay, gang, next week looks kickass! Jack learns his daddy is a scumbag, and Reed tells us who is the "cover." Awesome! In the real world, seven people were shot and killed at the old Philadelphia Navy Shipyard. Tomorrow will be a busy day for the PPD. Where is Jack Bauer when we need him?

Thanks everyone! You've been great! I'm out, enjoy The Psychedelic Furs!

170 comments:

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I'm first :-)!!

Tyler D. said...

I hate when and during car chases you can see the tire marks from their tests.

lawhawk said...

So, Al Bundy's captors are on the run from satellite surveillance and a chopper carrying Jack... yeah, that will work?!

Oh, and how about all that traffic - or the lack thereof after a nuclear frickin' bomb going off in Valencia? Nice eh?

Tyler D. said...

Where is everyone?

Tyler D. said...
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Tyler D. said...

YAY! Jack has himself a free maserati!

Wyatt Earp said...

Ty - They knew I was LiveBlogging, so no one's reading.

lawhawk said...

Day late, dollar short, but a pile of glass on sidewalk shows they've gone in a different car...

And why did they pull Chloe off this? As if watching Truffle Shuffle die in front of her, along with Samwise wasn't traumatizing?

Sheesh...

steveegg said...

Where is everyone?

They must not read memos.

$7 million will make even the airiest bubble-headed bleach blonde a killer.

Wyatt Earp said...

Who invited Anna Nicole to Jack's party???

RT said...

yo

lawhawk said...

And for $7 million, I can go to Beverly Hills and spend money like a drunken sailor. That is, if it's still there when this day is done...

steveegg said...

Mr. McBeal can't even write his own resignation.

lawhawk said...

Gee, it would figure that a Lowe was a mole.

The Man said...

I just started watching. Who is Rob Lowe's little brother going to feel up?

The Man said...

24 Life Lesson #26:
Don't trust women.

Tyler D. said...

Why doesn't Jack roll like that? I mean a frackin baseball bat!

lawhawk said...

Al Bundy knows what it feels like to be stomped on by a bunch of clients in heels...

lawhawk said...

Life lesson #27:
When terrorist says you'll get your money when he gets what he wants, that means you're gonna get nothing but a bullet between the eyes for your troubles.

The Man said...

Miss B4B Update:
Kim Bauer (61%)
Diane Huxley (39%)

Wyatt Earp said...

Morris is used to getting his as kicked by Chloe, not some Muslim extremists.

steveegg said...

Guess Fayed's men haven't gotten any action in a long time. They foul up a perfectly good feel.

The Man said...

1:23pm - Commercial Break! It seems a little unsightly watching Peter Gibbons shilling for Sprint, dontcha think?

He was a much better drunk on Band of Brothers.

V the K said...

Hi. Can someone give me a nickname for the creepy guy Chad Lowe was talking to?

Wyatt Earp said...

V the K - I suggested John Edwards.

steveegg said...

Hassan has arrived at the bunker.

Tyler D. said...

I vote Chum as a nickname.

lawhawk said...

If one more nuke goes off, they're going to have to go to war?

Yeah, that's gonna work well.

Heh, you want a peace initiative, I'll give you a peace initiative. I do believe it's known as an MX missile.

The Man said...

when did Dave Chappelle Palmer grow a set of balls?

Did Karen let him borrow hers?

The Man said...

Jack is in a "staging area"...

in other words...he's about to kick some ass.

steveegg said...

As long as that MX has 10 voices,....

CTU really needs to have Jack run the E&E course for everbody, not just the field agents.

Tyler D. said...

I scream with him on that one.

lawhawk said...

Hmmm the things you can do with power tools. Bundy is screwed.

The Man said...

Morris got "drilled"

Man I am funny.

USpace said...

she's gonna get whacked...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
just let the terrorists win
.

Tyler D. said...

Did you hear it? Morris said: "You suck lady!"

lawhawk said...

CTU might never know her existence, as she's ventilated.

steveegg said...

Anna Nicole should've taken the $7 million and kept her mouth shut.

RT said...

"Tell me, is it safe?"

Damn!

The Man said...

And McCarthey's skank moves on into the vault of anonymous 24 characters.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Okay, that was the worst torture scene yet, Ewwwwwww!!! I hate to admit it but I'd do whatever they wanted.

I totally saw the girl getting killed before it happened.

USpace said...

I don't think they would have given her any money...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
kill ALL witnesses...
.

The Man said...

Maybe Fayed's crew will get some while it's still warm? What? Bad taste?

Uhh. yeah. Nice taste Wyatt.

The Man said...

WHY ARE THE COMMERCIALS SO LOUD ON 24?

steveegg said...

Bad taste? Nah.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

McBeal guy is a complete weenie!!!!!

Tyler D. said...

GLOBAL WARMING WTF??!!

The Man said...

Climate Change? Good lord are they going there?

steveegg said...

WHY ARE THE COMMERCIALS SO LOUD ON 24?

Because they want you to hear them while taking care of business.

This isn't Season 6, it's Season 5.5.

The Man said...

Jacks got a shotgun

steveegg said...

You see this? This.Is.My.BOOMSTICK!

Tyler D. said...

BOOM HEADSHOT!

steveegg said...

Start spinning that kill-o-meter.

I need another 11.

lawhawk said...

Shotgunning... excellent choice of weapons. Heh... nice bodycount on that.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't hurt terrorist monkeys
.

lawhawk said...

Jack's day is about to get a whole lot brighter. 15,000 degrees brighter if he's not careful.

When Jack says there's a problem, you are seriously screwed.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Houston, we've got a nuke problem!!!

The Man said...

Jack Bauer kills someone with a gun (1 point)
Jack Bauer kills someone with a gun (1 point)
2 kills-in-1 (+2 points)

Jack Bauer Total - 4 points

USpace said...

Commercials are always turned up to a higher volume than the show...Fox does seem especially loud...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Wyatt--With or without a shotgun Jack is looking good this year :-)!! Sigh...

steveegg said...

I like these combos. I now need another 9.

The Man said...

If Jack messes with the bomb and kills 12,000 more people....that counts as 1,250,000 points with the combo system.

Wyatt Earp said...

Good Lord, I'm tired of typing . . .

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

We aren't even through the first hour yet Wyatt!!!!!!!!

The Man said...

"Chloe we are running out of time"

Haven't heard that in awhile

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Jack is getting crabby!!

steveegg said...

Fayed the Martian - "Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom."

lawhawk said...

The bomb was disarmed by a screwdriver. Al Bundy totally screwed the country. Lovely. He should get a Medal of Freedom for that.

Tyler D. said...

LMC, so that tortured in a Chinese prison is IN this year?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Jack withstood 2 years of Chinese torture so he's not too sympathetic about not being able to withstand an hour of torture.

RT said...

I like him better on Number3.

Chad Lowe got a job!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Tyler:
Something like that :-), it obviously didn't hurt him.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
never NUKE your enemy
.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Wyatt, I love the great Lethal Weapon reference.

The Man said...

Blogs4Bauer will roll over 200,000 hits in a few hours.

Nice.

The Man said...

Are they talking about killing another President Palmer?

steveegg said...

What are we calling the other Palmer? No matter; he and everybody else in the bunker is not surviving the 2 o'clock hour.

USpace said...

even the terrorist looked at the dhimmi president as though he was stupid...

The Man said...

steveegg -

It's David Chappelle Palmer beyotch.

lawhawk said...

When did the terrorists turn into Gattaca?

steveegg said...

The Russian returns!

Wyatt Earp said...

BORIS THE BLADE!!! Frakkin' awesome!!!

V the K said...

Unless anybody has anything better, I'm going with Kris Kristofferson as Gradenko's nickname.

The Man said...

Say what you want about the man... Jack Bauer knows how to make an entrance at CTU. COmplete with background music.

Tyler D. said...

IF the blade does this... I will give everyone $1!!!!

Wyatt Earp said...

Nah, Ty, he'll cut off someone's hand attached to a suitcase.

tuffbeingright said...

Leave it to dad to go fishing thru the wallet looking for rolling papers...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I just looked Chad Lowe up in IMDB but the only thing that rings a bell with me is when he was on ER. Wasn't he on some famous teen movie?

steveegg said...

I can live with the Double K nickname.

The Man said...

How would you like to work in an office with a morgue?

steveegg said...

"Virtually no involvement" = "I had everything to do with this"

Tyler D. said...

I honestly thought daddy was going to say, "Dump of his father."

lawhawk said...

How are you feeling?

Like I've been thoroughly screwed today? That I gave key info to build nuclear detonators?

tuffbeingright said...

"Josh is taking the death of his father pretty hard..."

"Dad, I'm Josh's father!"

steveegg said...

You would think that CTU would have the brains to monitor the airwaves for outgoing cell phone conversations.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
daddy is a good guy...
.

tuffbeingright said...

Jack lost control??

I think there's a new opening on a space shuttle crew....

"bring your own diapers"

steveegg said...

Jack, you didn't kill Graem. Your POS pappy did.

tuffbeingright said...

"Bill, do this right!"

"OK. If I have to..."

The Man said...

How in the hell is 24 going to beat Heros with Jack Bauer filling out TPS Reports all episode?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Jack being honorable makes you love him all the more!!

USpace said...

yeah, but daddy killed Jack's brother, not Jack, and Jack thinks he did it...whoaaaa....

The Man said...

THE LOUD CINGULAR COMMERCIAL JUST GOT ME YELLED AT BY THE WIFE!!!

Wyatt Earp said...

The Man = Henpecked. Heh.

steveegg said...

Early prediction; when Jack commits patricide, he will max out the kill counter.

USpace said...

sure, the terrorists or their family or friends or friends of friends will help...

The Man said...

Important Question:

Jack brought Bashir in....while they were in LA.

How did he get to Washington DC and in the White House in a couple of hours?

Was that a stupid question?

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe asks
what is best for the country?
.

USpace said...

No, a very good question. How did he do it in well under an hour? That's 24...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Thanks for sharing Wyatt!!

steveegg said...

Simple; Queen Plastic leant CTU Pelosi One for the 2 1/2 hour flight to DC.

Seriously, unless they used an SR-71 Blackbird, it's nigh impossible to make that trip in 2 1/2 hours.

tuffbeingright said...

President Palmer's itinerary:

12:30- 1:00 pistol range practice
1:00 - 1:15 sharpen juggling knives
1:15 - 1:45 continue hydrochloric acid experiments in bunker.
1:45 - 2:15 break for lunch
2:15 - 2:30 go swimming

my God!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

No one answered my question about Chad Lowe.

The Man said...

Gotta pee!! I'm back. You only rent a good Mountain Dew. Oh, and the Daytona 500 is only 6 days away. Joygasm!!!

...you might be a redneck if...

The Man said...

"I heard you were with my son"

steveegg said...

But it's worth every penny of rent.

"Jack, he is your son" moment coming up.

tuffbeingright said...

Wow. Jack may STILL get some action here!

steveegg said...

Pappy about to make Jack Jr an orphan?

V the K said...

How did he get to Washington DC and in the White House in a couple of hours?

Jack's Dad invented warp drive. Remember.

tuffbeingright said...

oh! that's it, she's dead.

can she die from an interrogation by proxy?

The Man said...

Awe Jack Jr whines like his daddy.

steveegg said...

Milo's toast, but he's not going to suffer the Star Trek Red Shirt Death™.

Wyatt Earp said...

Jack Jr = Pansy.

Wyatt Earp said...

Oh, and there were a lot more comments in the other Live Blogs. I'm the Josh Bauer of B4B. I suck.

The Man said...

Miss B4B Contest Update:
Kim Bauer (63%)
Diane Huxley (37%)

V the K said...

"Hey, I've an idea. Why don't I take Jack Jr. hostage... I mean, back to my place."

The Man said...

Wyatt - Everyone is either watching Heros or their TiVoed House episodes.

Wyatt Earp said...

TM - Damn.

steveegg said...

Guess I really need to ratchet up my commenting so you don't become the Josh Bauer of B4B.

I thought the 1st Amendment prohibited the gubmint from promoting a religion. Global Warming is a religion.

The Man said...

Dammit Morris, don't piss off Chloe. She may pout at you.

Wyatt Earp said...

Stevegg - To the hippies, it is. Ha!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I looooooooove Chloe!! You're starting to piss me off, smack!!!!!!! You go girlfriend!

steveegg said...

If Al showed this much backbone at Fayed's, we wouldn't have to worry about the other 3 nukes.

The Man said...

Marylin Bauer is Hot!

USMC Ken said...

Jack's in the military? What branch?

tuffbeingright said...

Wow, susan is a real a-hole.

USpace said...

good old granpa..

steveegg said...

Who knew that Cochrane had a feminine side?

steveegg said...

We're running out of time to run up that kill counter. Damn it.

USpace said...

Marlyn Bauer played this NYC Visitor's Center aide on Seinfeld, George told her he worked for Tyler Chicken in Arkansas, so she was taking him around town...

The Man said...

USMC Ken -

Jack was in the US Army Delta Force. I hear it was because he was too weak for the Marines.

USpace said...

the 'wimps' among the tough guys huh...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Uspace:
Thanks, I was wondering why she looked familiar.

The Russian guy is the bad guy from "The Saint".

The Man said...

Useless Fox5 24 story teaser:

"Why the stars of 24 are shocked"

wtf?

steveegg said...

Morris successfully slapped back to the light.

Jack Jr. smells the lie.

steveegg said...

Cochrane will definitely be there for you, Jack Jr. Just don't turn your back.

lawhawk said...

Zephram's always going to be there for him? Only if he's able to 1) have the time to invent warp drive; 2) invent time travel; and 3) avoid getting caught by Jack who will string him up by the twinkle toes.

steveegg said...

Roll kill counter.

Marilyn, RUN! The tactical van is about to be blown up.

steveegg said...

We're gonna need some more Red Shirts.

lawhawk said...

Yet another bomb.... Damn Milo... who taught ya how to drive?!

tuffbeingright said...

who knew a ups truck could handle turns like that?

Tyler D. said...

GO MILO!

lawhawk said...

And why the hell are the good guys running... more to the point. You had grenades, and didn't use 'em on the bad guys... sheesh...

Tyler D. said...

We're gonna need some more Red Shirts.

Man those cloning vats are getting a workout.

steveegg said...

That's a Robert Yates Racing UPS truck.

Another disappointing kill counter total.

The Man said...

Add one plastic yard toy to the kill counter.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe hates
watching 24 on Fox

he would never create this
one day where so much goes wrong
.

steveegg said...

Cochrane had better build that time machine quick. Jack finds out how bad you've been next hour.

The Man said...

Ok... so next week the kill counter gets rolling. Dammit I sound like a broken record.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Our local fox station is advertising talking about Kansas Citians converting to Islam.

Tyler D. said...

Isn't it amazing that the Bauer's are still around? They have to be a endangered species already....

USpace said...

damn, heroe is looking good too, I bet NBC lost people to 24, they lost me, and I thought Heroes was great...NBC goofed again in scheduling. :(

steveegg said...

There can only be one, Tyler.

USpace said...

converting to Islam, now that's a smart idea...

steveegg said...

The conversion only works if one picked the right strain of the disease to contrac...er, "religion" to convert to.

Wyatt Earp said...

Thanks all! I'm going to go ice my fingers now.

Tyler D. said...

The Psychedelic Furs SUCK!

lawhawk said...

tyler:

I hear that they do excellent work on Kamino.

USpace said...

I don't know if I can wait...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe thinks
24 moves too slow

too many devious moles
competing bureaucracies
.

Yeah, him. said...

I'm still pissed that I missed seeing that Mccarthy kill shot since I only finished work at 8 and didn't get home until right after it happened. Couldn't that time have been better spent with Wayne Palmer's presence?

When will Fox realize that they need to go RAW WWE style for the 2 hour episodes and then they can have more ratings flexibility for Jack and his shotgun to take out some baddies in the 2nd hour?