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Monday, February 05, 2007

24 Live-BLog 12:00 - 1:00 P.m.

Hello again, I'm Tyler D.

With last weeks performance by my good buddy RFTR, it is official that the "filler" torch has been passed on. Sorry man. It was time. HA!


So here we go....

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 & 1:00 P.M.

12:00 - "Overwhelmed by the number of injured!" Yet there is a total lack of people "in the safe zone".

12:03 - DON'T SIGN IT MR.PRESIDENT!!

12:06 - Dark? Ummm.... their dead.

12:08 - All for Jack? Daddy did it all for Jack? No wonder his brother is pissed.

12:09 - A concrete truck? THAT IS AWESOME! To bad they didn't get to use it.

(Jack +2)

12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?

12:16 - Where does CTU get this infinite supply of cannon fodder? JACK TORTURES HIS BROTHER FTW!!

12:18 - "Anything you can tell me?" Yeah, there is a mini-you out there on the couch....

12:21 - It's out good friend "the interrogation package."

COMMERCIAL:

Wyatt, when were you in Miami?

12:27 - Morris what? I was to busy making insensitive jokes.

12:30 - He is mutating!! Where are my shock paddles?!
Back up he's going to pop!

12:33 - :-O

12:35 - HOLY CRAP! That is some super power to stop Jack with a look! The guy killed everyone you knew and loved and HIS FRACKIN' LOOK made you not kill him??!?!?!

How does killing most of the staff of a government agency constitute being a good American? Did I miss that class?

12:41 - Oops... I started watching the show, I forgot I was doing this.

12:43 - My $0.02 Daddy kills Graham.

12:50 - "The Solution" Did the VP actually say that?

12:52 - MORRIS!! I WIN!!!! RADIOACTIVE BABY BROTHER FTW!! And why does he have her last name?

12:55 - Well, I'm 50% on the day. I really didn't see Dad and Graham working together...
"Hold my mud?" HOLD MY MUD!?!?!?!?!

Nope, Daddy still killed him.

I WIN AGAIN!

1:00 - (Next week)One more nuke goes off and we're talking war? Maybe I'm an old fashioned guy but wouldn't you think ONE NUKE would be enough to start a war?

That was fun. It sounded like there are two hours next week. Who calls it?

121 comments:

The Man said...

First.

The Man said...

Holy shit, Jack does the Jedi mind probe tonight

Tyler D. said...

RFTR said he wouldn't put a voodoo curse on me if I linked to his site.

steveegg said...

Start the clock and dust off the Kill Counter.

The Man said...

Go ahead and put Graham or Graem on the kill counter.

tuffbeingright said...

Man, there had better be some serious death this week. And not just of a bunch of California pussies.

lawhawk said...

Numb3rs is quite the weasel...

lawhawk said...

That isn't going to be a happy homecoming for Hayes and Chiggy

The Man said...

Bill better call the hooker and have her clear out. Karen is coming home.

lawhawk said...

According to plan? Rocket romano has already violated the Scott Evil/Nike rules of engagement. Don't talk about killing someone, just do it.

steveegg said...

One!

lawhawk said...

If looks could kill.

The Man said...

One... He also said "dammit"

Jack Bauer with a gun (1 point)
If Jack Bauer utters a "dammit" in the process of killing someone (+1 point/each)

2 Points

lawhawk said...

Eye candy is getting annoying. She might not last the hour.

steveegg said...

I'm not going to question it (unless, of course, the counter hits 8).

MediaShuffle said...

2 points...OK only 4 more for me to be right!

MediaShuffle said...

Daddy Bauer, and Jack make a good team.

The Man said...

12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?

Mole inside CTU? It'll never happen.

lawhawk said...

Morris is a possibility. Doubt it would be Kim, but Potato Face is another option.

Tyler D. said...

I know it is a long shot, but we will see.

The Man said...

Daddy Bauer needs a cool saying before he shoots someone.

"Eat this bitch"
"Say hello to my little friend"
etc.

MediaShuffle said...

fixing a picture takes an hour, getting across LA 10 mintues

steveegg said...

12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?

I'll take Morris, with some covering action on Milo.

lawhawk said...

They've got a Scott Evil as lead CTU? No way...

MediaShuffle said...

Go get love child Josh.

MediaShuffle said...

Interrogation coming....fun.....

MediaShuffle said...

STOP FIGHTING.....PLEASE

tuffbeingright said...

All this to make the move on his sister in law...

lawhawk said...

What's going on? Jeebus the kid is dumb as a bag of hammers - what happened today?

Big bada boom ring a bell?!

The Man said...

He's not your dad...

Jack Jr.

MediaShuffle said...

Hey Josh your dad is a terrorist! If that is your really daddy.

steveegg said...

There was a low blow from Marilyn.

The Man said...

Take em back to CTU... that is almost as dangerous as being Jack Bauer.

MediaShuffle said...
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tuffbeingright said...

Time for the NEEDLES!!

MediaShuffle said...

Yes the interrogation package!

steveegg said...

One Standard Interrogation Package, Mark 3 Mod 2, coming up.

lawhawk said...

Words you don't want to hear if you're in Jack's custody...

Set up the interrogation package...

MediaShuffle said...

Jack's play time!!!

The Man said...

The interrogation package includes:
(1) Hacksaw
and
(1) towel

tuffbeingright said...

Well, this is a bad sign. If JB needs to stick his brother with more needles than Marc Maguire, then he will be unable to go on a killing rampage

The Man said...

The commercials on 24 are better than in the Super Bowl. PLus we get Graham being tortured for half-time instead of Prince.

The Man said...

tuffbeingright - when the interogation package 2.0 fails, Jack will turn to Glock-in-the mouth.

Tyler D. said...

The interrogation package includes:
(1) Hacksaw
and
(1) towel


and +30 health for the user.

The Man said...

Morris' brother...Edgar's mother.... I like that Fox endorses recycling storylines for the environment.

lawhawk said...

And Morris is the guy - and the glowing brother is the bait. Good call Tyler!

V the K said...

Did you hear that? Jack pronounces it "nucular" NUCULAR!

Tom Ault said...

So, what are the odds that before this season is over:

(1) Jack will torture his own father for information?

(2) Jack's manpurse will finally make a kill?

(3) Chloe will nail Al Bundy again?

(4) We'll see more half-nekkid Kim Bauer pics on this blog?

The Man said...

Chloe...12,000 * 4 does not equal a million.

MediaShuffle said...

Stay Morris Stay!!! PLLLLEEEAAASSSEE!!!!

steveegg said...

Morris going out to the only known victim, his brother.

Nukes set to be operational in 45 minutes, and Graem now strapped in for round 2.

The Man said...

(4) We'll see more half-nekkid Kim Bauer pics on this blog?

100%

tuffbeingright said...

da man: When JB tried that last year with the tasty-hot assassin/spy chick, he left his glock out of battery.

I just don't trust JB when it comes to mere threats with a handgun...

MediaShuffle said...

ouch :)

MediaShuffle said...

Tell him

lawhawk said...

Oh what wonders these kiddies must have gotten themselves into when they were younger...

MediaShuffle said...

Jack kills his brother?

The Man said...

KILL HIM!

MediaShuffle said...

What are crazy guy.

tuffbeingright said...

I smell a big needle push coming...

MediaShuffle said...

We are not the same!

MediaShuffle said...

DO IT!

MediaShuffle said...

Daddy to the rescue.

lawhawk said...

Ah, Rocket admits to killing everyone around Jack.

Why - because I love my country.

And like that - Jack backs off?!

tuffbeingright said...

I guess Jack had a bad Chinese flashback...

The Man said...

Someone give me a gun, I'll go and shoot him myself. Michelle was hot.

lawhawk said...

What kind of points happen if Jack pushed Rocket into cardiac arrest, and then brings him back... to do it again? That's what I think Jack wanted to do - make him experience what Jack experienced a couple of seasons ago... shock treatment to the max...

tuffbeingright said...

"sometimes we have to do despicable things because we love our country"

was that graham bauer or nancy pelosi?

steveegg said...

As long as the total is 7, I don't care how it's scored :-)

The Man said...

tuffbeingright - That spy chick was hot. Jack didn't want to ruin his chances with her.

With Graham? No biggie.

The Man said...

Jack Bauer says something cool and tortures someone before killing them (+3 points)
If Jack Bauer utters a "dammit" in the process of killing someone (+1 point/each)

It would have been a 4 pointer

steveegg said...

was that graham bauer or nancy pelosi?

You know, I've never seen the two of them on the same TV screen at the same time,....

Seriously, I'd attribute that to Hiliary before SanFranNan.

tuffbeingright said...

da man: excellent point. you can feel compelled to kill a hot spy to save your country, but still want her in the sack.

The Man said...

Is the president using a TV remote as a cell phone?

tuffbeingright said...

here goes cynthia mckinney on her soapbox again...

bRight & Early said...

Mrs. "Show Me The Money!!" Marcee Tidwell's heart is bleeding all over the place.

lawhawk said...

Hold on a moment... were these folks in the country illegally? But the President is supposed to ignore it...

Numb3rs isn't going to like Sherry-clone much after that conversation.

The Man said...

"Dad Graham made some bad choices..."

No shit sherlock.

The Man said...

Daddy is going to kill Graham

tuffbeingright said...

"i need a few minutes"

yea, ok dad - i'm sure nothing will happen...

steveegg said...

How dare Pappy rob me of my 4-pointer necessary for me to win.

The Man said...

Looks like the Kill Counter only goes up 2 tonight. DAMMIT!

The Man said...

What the hell is wrong with Dr. House? Every weekly preview says "he pushes himself to the edge".

The Man said...

Fox5 Useless News Plug:

"Keifer Sutherland tells about the biggest struggle for Jack Bauer"

A friend of mine ran into Jack this morning at Penn STation.

Tyler D. said...

What the hell is wrong with Dr. House? Every weekly preview says "he pushes himself to the edge".

Because he literally had to roll himself to the edge.

bRight & Early said...

HEH! The local FOX affiliate was doing a news teaser for their 10:00 report. The story is about a guy that was tasered 20 times. The graphic they used was the 24 segmented font with a big 20 instead of 24.

The Man said...

Is the VP from the TV Show COACH?

tuffbeingright said...

>>Seriously, I'd attribute that to Hiliary before SanFranNan.

speaking of golden state war mongers, did you catch this story on Sen FineSwine?

As chairperson and ranking member of the Military Construction Appropriations subcommittee (MILCON) from 2001 through the end of 2005, Feinstein supervised the appropriation of billions of dollars a year for specific military construction projects. Two defense contractors whose interests were largely controlled by her husband, financier Richard C. Blum, benefited from decisions made by Feinstein as leader of this powerful subcommittee.

http://metroactive.com/feinstein/index.html

steveegg said...

Powers Boothe the Veep? How long before a nuke goes off in the bunker?

The Man said...

President Palmer: "Psyke"

lawhawk said...

Numb3rs is totally flummoxed...

bRight & Early said...

David Palmer must of had 4, cause Wayne has zip.

tuffbeingright said...

"the american muslims are our best line of defense"


hmmm... 'peace in our time'

USpace said...

Oh my...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
admire dhimmidiots

hug a terrorist today
for they all just want peace
.

The Man said...

VP
Red Dawn (1984) as Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_Boothe

The Man said...

Chole knows how to pick her men..

Spenser and Morris

lawhawk said...

No one saw that coming... right?!

steveegg said...

One more twist; Morris is not quite the mole. He got duped.

lawhawk said...

Zephram is gonna cap Jr...

steveegg said...

Should've went with my original thought on Pappy.

USpace said...

Oh boy...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe loves
lying terrorists...
.

lawhawk said...

Stick to the plan.... you knew it wasn't that simple.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
fratricide...
.

bRight & Early said...

buh bye Graem

tuffbeingright said...

no father's day card for him!

The Man said...

2 hours next week?

lawhawk said...

Zephram is such the actor...

USpace said...

O my god...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
lying politicians

flip flops fit their audience
vote for what you're against
.

MediaShuffle said...

Kill counter was just warming up this week.

steveegg said...

Double bonus next week.

The Man said...

Next week....looks freaking awsome.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
24 24/7...
.

USpace said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
Kim to come back...
.
.

Tyler D. said...

I called this week GREAT!

The Man said...

Good job Tyler. That'll do TD...That'll do.

bystander said...

I say the mole's Milo. We suspected him in Season 1, he drops off the face of the earth for 5 seasons (what, 9 years 24 time?), and suddenly he's back with greater clearance. That's a lot of storyline possibilities right there. Not to mention that he's the one who we originally see giving the message about Morris' brother...

Nicky said...

So we can't call Graham (Graem, Gram, however the hell you spell it) being killed by Good Ole' Dad on the kill counter? Man, that would've been a biggie, killed while being tortured.

Jack Bauer said...

Nicky = it would've been a 4 pointer at least.

donniccolo said...

I can't believe Graem is dead...and is Jack calling him Gray?

Also, I can't believe that daddy will be around for 17 more episodes or whatever is left...where's the plot going from here?

Wyatt Earp said...

I'm loving Powers Boothe as V.P. Curly Bill Broscious don't take no gruff!

Dave said...

Where's your f'ing neck?!?