Hello again, I'm Tyler D.
With last weeks performance by my good buddy RFTR, it is official that the "filler" torch has been passed on. Sorry man. It was time. HA!
So here we go....
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 & 1:00 P.M.
12:00 - "Overwhelmed by the number of injured!" Yet there is a total lack of people "in the safe zone".
12:03 - DON'T SIGN IT MR.PRESIDENT!!
12:06 - Dark? Ummm.... their dead.
12:08 - All for Jack? Daddy did it all for Jack? No wonder his brother is pissed.
12:09 - A concrete truck? THAT IS AWESOME! To bad they didn't get to use it.
(Jack +2)
12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?
12:16 - Where does CTU get this infinite supply of cannon fodder? JACK TORTURES HIS BROTHER FTW!!
12:18 - "Anything you can tell me?" Yeah, there is a mini-you out there on the couch....
12:21 - It's out good friend "the interrogation package."
COMMERCIAL:
Wyatt, when were you in Miami?
12:27 - Morris what? I was to busy making insensitive jokes.
12:30 - He is mutating!! Where are my shock paddles?!
Back up he's going to pop!
12:33 - :-O
12:35 - HOLY CRAP! That is some super power to stop Jack with a look! The guy killed everyone you knew and loved and HIS FRACKIN' LOOK made you not kill him??!?!?!
How does killing most of the staff of a government agency constitute being a good American? Did I miss that class?
12:41 - Oops... I started watching the show, I forgot I was doing this.
12:43 - My $0.02 Daddy kills Graham.
12:50 - "The Solution" Did the VP actually say that?
12:52 - MORRIS!! I WIN!!!! RADIOACTIVE BABY BROTHER FTW!! And why does he have her last name?
12:55 - Well, I'm 50% on the day. I really didn't see Dad and Graham working together...
"Hold my mud?" HOLD MY MUD!?!?!?!?!
Nope, Daddy still killed him.
I WIN AGAIN!
1:00 - (Next week)One more nuke goes off and we're talking war? Maybe I'm an old fashioned guy but wouldn't you think ONE NUKE would be enough to start a war?
That was fun. It sounded like there are two hours next week. Who calls it?
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Holy shit, Jack does the Jedi mind probe tonight
RFTR said he wouldn't put a voodoo curse on me if I linked to his site.
Start the clock and dust off the Kill Counter.
Go ahead and put Graham or Graem on the kill counter.
Man, there had better be some serious death this week. And not just of a bunch of California pussies.
Numb3rs is quite the weasel...
That isn't going to be a happy homecoming for Hayes and Chiggy
Bill better call the hooker and have her clear out. Karen is coming home.
According to plan? Rocket romano has already violated the Scott Evil/Nike rules of engagement. Don't talk about killing someone, just do it.
One!
If looks could kill.
One... He also said "dammit"
Jack Bauer with a gun (1 point)
If Jack Bauer utters a "dammit" in the process of killing someone (+1 point/each)
2 Points
Eye candy is getting annoying. She might not last the hour.
I'm not going to question it (unless, of course, the counter hits 8).
2 points...OK only 4 more for me to be right!
Daddy Bauer, and Jack make a good team.
12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?
Mole inside CTU? It'll never happen.
Morris is a possibility. Doubt it would be Kim, but Potato Face is another option.
I know it is a long shot, but we will see.
Daddy Bauer needs a cool saying before he shoots someone.
"Eat this bitch"
"Say hello to my little friend"
etc.
fixing a picture takes an hour, getting across LA 10 mintues
12:10 - Bets? I bet that their "expert" is someone at CTU? Dare I say Morris?
I'll take Morris, with some covering action on Milo.
They've got a Scott Evil as lead CTU? No way...
Go get love child Josh.
Interrogation coming....fun.....
STOP FIGHTING.....PLEASE
All this to make the move on his sister in law...
What's going on? Jeebus the kid is dumb as a bag of hammers - what happened today?
Big bada boom ring a bell?!
He's not your dad...
Jack Jr.
Hey Josh your dad is a terrorist! If that is your really daddy.
There was a low blow from Marilyn.
Take em back to CTU... that is almost as dangerous as being Jack Bauer.
Time for the NEEDLES!!
Yes the interrogation package!
One Standard Interrogation Package, Mark 3 Mod 2, coming up.
Words you don't want to hear if you're in Jack's custody...
Set up the interrogation package...
Jack's play time!!!
The interrogation package includes:
(1) Hacksaw
and
(1) towel
Well, this is a bad sign. If JB needs to stick his brother with more needles than Marc Maguire, then he will be unable to go on a killing rampage
The commercials on 24 are better than in the Super Bowl. PLus we get Graham being tortured for half-time instead of Prince.
tuffbeingright - when the interogation package 2.0 fails, Jack will turn to Glock-in-the mouth.
The interrogation package includes:
(1) Hacksaw
and
(1) towel
and +30 health for the user.
Morris' brother...Edgar's mother.... I like that Fox endorses recycling storylines for the environment.
And Morris is the guy - and the glowing brother is the bait. Good call Tyler!
Did you hear that? Jack pronounces it "nucular" NUCULAR!
So, what are the odds that before this season is over:
(1) Jack will torture his own father for information?
(2) Jack's manpurse will finally make a kill?
(3) Chloe will nail Al Bundy again?
(4) We'll see more half-nekkid Kim Bauer pics on this blog?
Chloe...12,000 * 4 does not equal a million.
Stay Morris Stay!!! PLLLLEEEAAASSSEE!!!!
Morris going out to the only known victim, his brother.
Nukes set to be operational in 45 minutes, and Graem now strapped in for round 2.
(4) We'll see more half-nekkid Kim Bauer pics on this blog?
100%
da man: When JB tried that last year with the tasty-hot assassin/spy chick, he left his glock out of battery.
I just don't trust JB when it comes to mere threats with a handgun...
ouch :)
Tell him
Oh what wonders these kiddies must have gotten themselves into when they were younger...
Jack kills his brother?
KILL HIM!
What are crazy guy.
I smell a big needle push coming...
We are not the same!
DO IT!
Daddy to the rescue.
Ah, Rocket admits to killing everyone around Jack.
Why - because I love my country.
And like that - Jack backs off?!
I guess Jack had a bad Chinese flashback...
Someone give me a gun, I'll go and shoot him myself. Michelle was hot.
What kind of points happen if Jack pushed Rocket into cardiac arrest, and then brings him back... to do it again? That's what I think Jack wanted to do - make him experience what Jack experienced a couple of seasons ago... shock treatment to the max...
"sometimes we have to do despicable things because we love our country"
was that graham bauer or nancy pelosi?
As long as the total is 7, I don't care how it's scored :-)
tuffbeingright - That spy chick was hot. Jack didn't want to ruin his chances with her.
With Graham? No biggie.
Jack Bauer says something cool and tortures someone before killing them (+3 points)
If Jack Bauer utters a "dammit" in the process of killing someone (+1 point/each)
It would have been a 4 pointer
was that graham bauer or nancy pelosi?
You know, I've never seen the two of them on the same TV screen at the same time,....
Seriously, I'd attribute that to Hiliary before SanFranNan.
da man: excellent point. you can feel compelled to kill a hot spy to save your country, but still want her in the sack.
Is the president using a TV remote as a cell phone?
here goes cynthia mckinney on her soapbox again...
Mrs. "Show Me The Money!!" Marcee Tidwell's heart is bleeding all over the place.
Hold on a moment... were these folks in the country illegally? But the President is supposed to ignore it...
Numb3rs isn't going to like Sherry-clone much after that conversation.
"Dad Graham made some bad choices..."
No shit sherlock.
Daddy is going to kill Graham
"i need a few minutes"
yea, ok dad - i'm sure nothing will happen...
How dare Pappy rob me of my 4-pointer necessary for me to win.
Looks like the Kill Counter only goes up 2 tonight. DAMMIT!
What the hell is wrong with Dr. House? Every weekly preview says "he pushes himself to the edge".
Fox5 Useless News Plug:
"Keifer Sutherland tells about the biggest struggle for Jack Bauer"
A friend of mine ran into Jack this morning at Penn STation.
What the hell is wrong with Dr. House? Every weekly preview says "he pushes himself to the edge".
Because he literally had to roll himself to the edge.
HEH! The local FOX affiliate was doing a news teaser for their 10:00 report. The story is about a guy that was tasered 20 times. The graphic they used was the 24 segmented font with a big 20 instead of 24.
Is the VP from the TV Show COACH?
>>Seriously, I'd attribute that to Hiliary before SanFranNan.
speaking of golden state war mongers, did you catch this story on Sen FineSwine?
As chairperson and ranking member of the Military Construction Appropriations subcommittee (MILCON) from 2001 through the end of 2005, Feinstein supervised the appropriation of billions of dollars a year for specific military construction projects. Two defense contractors whose interests were largely controlled by her husband, financier Richard C. Blum, benefited from decisions made by Feinstein as leader of this powerful subcommittee.
http://metroactive.com/feinstein/index.html
Powers Boothe the Veep? How long before a nuke goes off in the bunker?
President Palmer: "Psyke"
Numb3rs is totally flummoxed...
David Palmer must of had 4, cause Wayne has zip.
"the american muslims are our best line of defense"
hmmm... 'peace in our time'
Oh my...
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
admire dhimmidiots
hug a terrorist today
for they all just want peace
.
VP
Red Dawn (1984) as Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_Boothe
Chole knows how to pick her men..
Spenser and Morris
No one saw that coming... right?!
One more twist; Morris is not quite the mole. He got duped.
Zephram is gonna cap Jr...
Should've went with my original thought on Pappy.
Oh boy...
absurd thought -
God of the Universe loves
lying terrorists...
.
Stick to the plan.... you knew it wasn't that simple.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
fratricide...
.
buh bye Graem
no father's day card for him!
2 hours next week?
Zephram is such the actor...
O my god...
absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
lying politicians
flip flops fit their audience
vote for what you're against
.
Kill counter was just warming up this week.
Double bonus next week.
Next week....looks freaking awsome.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
24 24/7...
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe wants
Kim to come back...
.
.
I called this week GREAT!
Good job Tyler. That'll do TD...That'll do.
I say the mole's Milo. We suspected him in Season 1, he drops off the face of the earth for 5 seasons (what, 9 years 24 time?), and suddenly he's back with greater clearance. That's a lot of storyline possibilities right there. Not to mention that he's the one who we originally see giving the message about Morris' brother...
So we can't call Graham (Graem, Gram, however the hell you spell it) being killed by Good Ole' Dad on the kill counter? Man, that would've been a biggie, killed while being tortured.
Nicky = it would've been a 4 pointer at least.
I can't believe Graem is dead...and is Jack calling him Gray?
Also, I can't believe that daddy will be around for 17 more episodes or whatever is left...where's the plot going from here?
I'm loving Powers Boothe as V.P. Curly Bill Broscious don't take no gruff!
Where's your f'ing neck?!?
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