"Charles? You are so Season 5"
"Mr. Bauer, would you be interested in some fine Amway products?"
So Jack...what are you wearing?
Jack, why did you shave your beard? It looked good on you!
Jack, i know you like guns, but would you be interested in some Cutco knives
You're not in my friends network...STOP CALLING ME...DAMN IT!
Please tell me that my dad didn't leave me the number for an escort service again.
Hello?Is your refrigerator running?Yes...BETTER GO CATCH IT!
No Charles, she left you for a BALD man, remember? You had to CUT your hair, not grow more....Dammit!
Jack, In time... you will call me Master.
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