Graem, what's with these bookmarks? Asian porn, midget porn, Chloe's Hot Zone? Wondered why she was hot all of a sudden....
"Why is WeasellyPOTUS45 on your buddy list?"
"There's a mole in this game of solitaire, it must be destroyed."
How did you get these pictures of Kim on your computer?
You think the plastic bag was bad? Just wait until I get Vista installed!
"This guy RFTR seems to really like your daughter. "
Graham and Jack agree. Andrew Sullivan is a tool.
Dammit Graem! This is why I told you to get a Mac. I don't have time to be your personal tech support!
Jack, please stop showing me pictures of Audrey!
Jack, I swear wasn't spying on your wedding night with Terri at dad's mansion with a Handycam....or with the security password for the room camera Liddy gave me.
And this is how Kim and Josh's baby would look like. Do you stilkl have any doubt he ain't mine?
You see? Screw CTU, Bluetooth's the way to go, bro!
You spend $800 on long distance phone calls alone and you still use dial-up? Dammit Graem! I guess I used the lamp cord torture too much on you...
The show still ain't number one on the most downloaded show lists. I'll have to choke you more.....that or bring Kim back in sexy lingerie to do a lesbo scene with Chloe
Jack became aware his brother wasn't the greatest webmaster on earth when http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/ got redirected to http://www.houseofstiles.com/.
Jack: "Sweet! You got the Jessica Simpson nudie video!!!"
Whoa. Britteny Spears' cooter.
Wait a minute.You run OS X?Graham, all the bad guys run Vista and use PCs.
Are there any more torture videos on YouTube?
Overheard from speakers:"It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! . . . "
You know, Graham, I never get tired of Zork! You in?
Dammit Graham, I've told you a million times this reality porn crap isn't real!
Jack Bauer, Your Company's Computer Guy
If I find that you've been playing on my druid character you're going to wish I would go back to the plastic wrap. It took me forever to get to level 60.
And one for the German Users:Waren Sie hier zuletzt auf russenschlampen.de ?
"Yeah, you're right. I see the resemblance. Maybe we should get that paternity test after all.""Jack, I'm sorry, I just don't see it. What the hell is a penis-nose anyway?"
Here's your wife and me doing it doggie-style. And here's us shopping for cel phones. And here's us...
I just uploaded the video of you being tortured to YouTube. Now, if you don't cooperate, I'm going to attach your Bluetooth earpiece to the end of a towel and shove it down your throat.
You see, Jack, they don't believe I'm your brother, either...
"That's right, Gray. Bite marks. On his neck. I did that. Now, who do you work for!"
Here, check out all these tools that post stupid crap about me at Blogs4Bauer...
Check this out! Fox's website sells copies of my manpurse... you can buy all kinds of cheap CTU crap you don't need at extremely high prices!
uh oh, you've been downloading Metalica cd's? Lars Ulrich is gonna be pissed...
Check it out! We're a perfect match according to eHarmony!
"Ell oh ell Graem check out this youtube video!"
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