A Public Service Announcement

In today's health-conscious society, we here at Blogs4Bauer would like to address a serious matter - the ever-expanding waistline of CTU's favorite manatee, Edgar Stiles.

Edgar was always a chubby child, and as a result, was usually the last one picked for sports. Ironically, he was usually the first one picked for belly-flop competitions. Edgar's dear departed mother enjoyed cooking lard-laden meals for her little piglet, and soon Edgar began equating food with love.

After a while, Edgar loved more than Wilt Chamberlain.

The Edgar that now occupies the space surrounding his CTU chair is a corpulent, unshaven, carbon blob with a speech impediment, whose demise will almost certainly involve a chicken bone. If he gets any larger, he will start to bend light! Unless, of course, we help.

Loyal readers of B4B can support this worthy cause bu following one simple rule: PLEASE DON'T FEED THE EDGAR!

(I will also be taking tax-deductible contributions here and at SYLG, which will go toward the purchase of a special typing wand. Edgar's fingers are too fat to type effectively, which is why Chloe always has to bail him out.)