Last night may have seemed like Jack could go through an hour without killing someone. But, who are we kidding? An hour without killing (to Jack) is like an hour without air.
In the first five hours, Jack has killed 10 bad guys (2 are kills credited to his cell phone). On average that is 2 per hour, if he keeps up this pace we will have 48 kills by the end of the day.
Two main characters made a comeback last night, one being a drugged out Tony. The other being the famous torture room from Season 4. For fans new to 24, last season CTU tortured the Secretary of Defense's son, Behrooz and his mother, a fellow CTU agent, and Jack tortured a bad guy as well. I think we can all agree that one highlight of last season was watching Curtis have his way with Heller's son using the sensory deprivation devise.
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10 comments:
You know it's bad when my wife & I scream "TORTURE HIM!" at the TV at the same time.
Jack must be mellowing as the seasons go by...he didn't bust into the interrogation room, flip the table over, and shove boy-toy against the wall, all while shooting a terrorist from 12 miles away.
They can do 2 things with boy-toy
1.) get the democrats from the judiciary committee to question him.
2.)dress him up like Monica at let Bill into the room with a box of Cohibas.
He should push him full of drugs and make his heart flutter like a pinata at a party of MLB baseball players. Then pull back.
And rinse and repeat as necessary. Five to 10 times sounds sufficient - not enough to cause any permanent damage, but enough to make him wish he was dead.
Have him watch a repeating video of Bill Clinton explain the word "is". He'll crack inside of 5 minutes.
All of the above! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
TWICE!
Screw that. Make him watch an X-rated home video of Bea Arthur and Ernest Borgnine. He'll tell you who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
I like Greg's--LOL.
What we need is an HTML jack kill counter. That the man or whoever can update from B4Bauer and the counter will change on our blogs.
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