Tell me the Ranch dressing is hidden. NOW!
I want these stalls standing tall by 09:00 tomorrow.
I wish I knew how to quit you!
**08:22** did you see a horse with a nuclear bomb in it's butt running around here? **08:23**
Come on, Jack. How about a hug?
"I don't know why my wife and Aaron Pierce enjoy spending so much time in this smelly stable, but they seem to love it, even in the middle of the night they sneak out here because they love it so much."
Jack, if you want to persuade me to give you Gredenko, you better not pull a Don Corleone stunt on my horsey. I love him.
-Where's Kim?-In case you didn't notice Jack, my ranch IS NOT a cougar stable.
"The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to clean this place by myself."
President Logan, I know ways of making you talk. You saw what happened to Barbaro. He wouldn't tell me everything he knew, either....Sorry, was that 'lame.' You know, like Barbaro? Err, sorry. Had to be done.
Jack, confidentially, I don't feel as fresh as I'd like.
If you help me, I'll give you your choice of being shot, blown up or stabbed. If not, I'll do all three to you, deals be damned.
Yes, I know L.L Bean is closed, but I need the jacket. NOW, DAMMIT!
The house is bugged. Think Papa John's will deliver to a barn?
That whole incident in the plane, I was in a bad place at that time. I had just switched to decaf and I wasn't being myself, so what do you say partner, no harm, no foul?
I have a mad man-crush on you, Jack, and my meeting you here in the horse stable is just my symbolic way of letting you know that I think you're a magnificent stallion.
My dad was in a movie where a horse had a heart attack. I know what to do!
What an appropriate place to meet you Logan, at a stable since I know you're full of horsesh*t.
Who's your tailor? I love how your pants break just right over the shoe.
It's just that I've gotten used to having you around. My last gig would be empty if you were gone.
"Wait a minute, you think all the stupid nicknames that B4B uses for every character ruins the site too?""Yes, Jack I do."
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