"You got a stain on your suit. Here, let me get some blood on it to cover it up."
I said I wanted a drink - dammit!
How about a Bloody Mary?
So you're saying there's no chance of us getting back together?
Dammit Martha, you know damn well that I am not a masochist!
"Martha, you were supposed to wait until I got the cast before you carved your initials into it!"
Sorry, I thought you were a kiwi.
"Yes, dear, the new knives are sharper..."
I said I had an itch woman, dammit. Why d'ya always have to make such a big deal of everything.
So does this mean we aren't having make up sex tonight?
"... knife to the carotid, and your to blame, darlin' you give love a bad name!"
"Is that lipstick on your collar!? You haven't changed a bit!"
Um, honey, what are you doing?
"Martha, the fondue set is OVER THERE!!!"
And I faked every orgasm!
Good to see the 22 months of therapy and drugs have worked so well for you. And Aaron, take this as a wake up call.
"Ok, so you made your point...."
Charles darling, your bones aren't good enough to sharpen my knife
"A little more to the right; higher... Yeah, right there. That's the spot..."
We've reviewed these and my sister Jen says......."Keep it simple.""Take that you bastid!"
i'm going to stab you charles if that's okay
Cmon, you were all thinking it, but I was the only one with the balls to do it!
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