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Monday, March 05, 2007

LiveBlogging: 5:00 - 6:00 P.M.

Hello again everyone! Welcome to Blogs4Bauer. I'm Tyler D of 45-Caliber Justice.

Because last week was a filler episode, this week promises to KICK ASS!

Lets get this rolling?

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 - 6:00 P.M.

I say last week was a filler. I mean, tring to kill the president is so... the season before last.

5:00 - "I know what my roll is." Yeah, a patsy.

5:04 - "Our only live lead." Well, the way today has been going the former president won't last more than a couple hours.

5:08 - Warden Norton is looking for Dufresne....

5:09 - Mr. Linux Lennox HAS TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF!!

5:12 - I really didn't expect Tom to do that.

ELISHA CUTHBERT PICTURE MOMENT!




alright moment over.

5:16 - No one trusts Logan. That is why Bauer is on the case.

5:18 - I bet $2 that the cigar cutter thing is used on someones finger in 5 minutes.

5:20 - 3 minutes.... Awww my wish didn't come true.

5:23 - O_o Is Jack going back in? GO GO CIGAR CUTTER TRIMMING TOOL THING!

5:30 - Something happen already! My sugar high isn't going to last forever.

5:31 - Well the VP is behind it all.

5:34 - Tom doesn't look like the Architect at all.



It isn't even close.










5:38 - Come on Jack. Use the tools provided.

Why didn't someone tell me my times were off?

5:40 - TOOL JACK!! USE THE TOOL!!!!

HA! I win again!! ONE!

READY FOR TWO?!?! Don't kill him. Go for two.

COMMERCIAL!

I'm going to see 300. Who's with me?

5:53 - IN RUSSIA... TORTURE JACKS YOU!
alright that didn't make since.

310-597-3781

Bob says:
310-597-8951

Well what was the number?

101 comments:

The Man said...

First?

Tyler D. said...

I almost forgot.

The Man said...

Look it's Agent David Brekingridge

bRight & Early said...

I'm back. I've got Girl Scout Cookies. I'm ready. Let's do this!

The Man said...

B&E - Do you have thin mints?

The Man said...

Who is that old guy?

The Man said...

That's right Tyler... he was the warden from SHawshank....

lawhawk said...

What? We can't kill Numb3rs because we're not murderers? But assassinating the president, that's quite okay.

Gotcha.

I guess he's got a certain moral flexibility that makes pretzel logic seem downright ordinary.

Tyler D. said...

Thin mints... pfff Those peanut butter ones are the shit!

bRight & Early said...

Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Do-si-dos, but who are you calling an old man youngster?

The Man said...

I am eating a box of Little Brownies....my wife ate all the Samoas.

lawhawk said...

Numb3rs double crosses the double crossers... book 'em danno!

bRight & Early said...

Fleinhart has some cajones.

cheeseandbacon said...

o no lennox di'int!!

Anonymous said...

Chad Lowe won't last long in prison.

Yeah Him said...

Kick ass!! We need a great episode to bring the last 12 home!!

Scott said...

cheeseandbacon - I couldn't have said it (or spelled it) better!

The Man said...

Yeah Him - Well the last time Jack Bauer went into an embassy, a Chinese dude took a bullet.

Scott said...

Tyler D - was that actually an homage to Mitch Hedberg with the Dufresne's? I like it!

The Man said...

Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner hates Russians...

The Man said...

Come on you Teri BAuer fans...

Go vote for Teri.

Collette Stenger (57%)
Teri Bauer (43%)

cheeseandbacon said...

Logan - Blunt = save the day

Bob said...

An Ashton VSG?

Bob said...

Is the Rooskie having a stroke?

Anonymous said...

Enough nice talk...send in Jack

The Man said...

Russian consulate + HD = ugly

lawhawk said...

We don't know where Miss Gradenko is. But I'll make some phone calls.

How convenient...

You know - if they can go kill one President in 24 hours, an ex-President is no trouble at all.

lawhawk said...

So, now that you've gotten nukes into the country, why bother with the cruise missile? Who's guiding this frickin' conspiracy? Rube Goldberg?

cheeseandbacon said...

o no jack di'int! well, he hasn't yet, but after commercials, he di'int!

Mark the Pundit said...

So, how are those Siberian prisons Jack will be visiting at the end of season 6?

Yeah Him said...

Yeah, but today we're just going to see a Russian dude suffocating in a plastic bag after getting his fingertips severed!!!!!

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Man said...

Yeah Him - If Jack throws in a dammit while choking the Ruskie and then kills him...that's like 6 points.

bRight & Early said...

The Man said...
Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner hates Russians...5/3/07 21:18


Jack Bauer hates embassies.

The Man said...

lawhawk - Here is what Gredenko is planning..

Click here

The Man said...

VP Secretary = next year's MissBlogs4Bauer

Bob said...

So does the Veep's hard-hitting blonde make the Miss B4B pageant? She's every bit as hot as Collette Whoever and probably will appear in more episodes.

Vote Teri. Early. And often.

The Man said...

Powers Boothe face looks like the moon in HD.

bRight & Early said...

Fleinhart is going to be prosecuted by Patrick Fitzgerald.

Bob said...

Komrade!

Bob said...

I got a situation? how about, I caused a situation. Again.

Mark the Pundit said...

A situation. Understatement of the year...

Anonymous said...

o no Jack di'int....again.

Yeah Him said...

This may be the first time that I actually worry about Jack making it through a season.

Where the hell is Ricky Schroeder when we need a hero?

The Man said...

I wonder if Bill ever gets sick of Jack and his "situations"?

Teacher Tori said...

Jack learned some russian while in china?

Bystander said...

So now Jack has made it personal with the two biggest terrorist states in the world. Now all he needs to do is broadcast pornographic images of Mohammed...

V the K said...

Did Caged Weasel just say "ferret out." I knew the writers read this blog.

lawhawk said...

He's no Architect. Besides, Jack doesn't look like The One.

bRight & Early said...

End of this season: Jack spends 18 months in a Russian Gulag.
End of next season: Jack spends 18 months in a Iranian prison.
End of season after that: Jack spends 18 months in the custody of CAIR.
Finally: Jack spends 18 months as Hillary's pool boy, following which he commits suicide.

The Man said...

bystander...the day is still young. I hear that Season 7 opens with Jack chowing down on a hamburger on the steps the the Taj Mahal.

Tom Cruise said...

JAck better not mess with Scientology!

bRight & Early said...

5:40 - Why didn't someone tell me my times were off?

The Kim pic distracted me.

The Man said...

Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner : " I don't know how long I can hold off the Russians"

WOLVERINES!!!!

lawhawk said...

That tears it.

This isn't the Vice President. He's Arvin Clone - a Milo Rambaldi wannabe.

Besides, look at the background and don't tell me that it doesn't refer to the Rambaldi eye:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:420_rambaldi_stained_glass.jpg

Bob said...

How's that for a proper diplomatic channel, Ivan.

bRight & Early said...

Here comes the cigar guillotine!

The Man said...

Cue cigar cutter music!

Bob said...

You read my file!

The Man said...

...this little russian piggie went to the market...

Bob said...

Munching scones?

The Man said...

hunching bones?

Anonymous said...

Jack lost the bubble

Tyler D. said...

R u smrtr thn a 5st grder?

Yeah Him said...

Fookin' A!
This is the most high octane the season has gotten in a long time (since the death of Kumar).

It's time to go back and forth with the ruskies and take out the whole goll dang embassey!!

BOO YEAH!

Bystander said...

Season 7: Jack traces the Logan/Bauer Sr./Gredenko conspiracy all the way to Lhasa, Tibet and tortures the information out of the Dalai Lama by force feeding him freshly killed llama meat.

The Man said...

Useless Fox5NY 24 story

"Talk to Jack Bauer...we reveal the clues on the show"

---or if you follow Blogs4Bauer, we gave you the a few weeks ago.

Bystander said...

Silly me, llamas live in the Andes. I meant to say force feeding the Dalai Lama freshly killed yak meat.

Bob said...

Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

Teacher Tori said...

the veep's secretary was an alien on Invasion.

Bob said...

WELL HOT DAMN!

The Man said...

Bite em jack!

Bob said...

Is taht Donald Trump?

Teacher Tori said...

awwww, commies do have a heart

The Man said...

We can call the russian guard:

Bluetoothski

Bob said...

3105978951

The Man said...

oops... Bluetoothski is dead.

Tyler D. said...

310-597-3781

bRight & Early said...

Everyone in the 24 universe has the same phone number. Some would find that odd.

(Yes I know about the number)

The Man said...

310-597-3781

....I don't speak spanish.

Bob said...

the second officer from hunt for red october ... anatoly?

Yeah Him said...

It's gonna be a great final 12!

V the K said...

Need a nickname for the puffy Russian guard.

The Man said...

HOLY SHIT

Ricky Shroder leads an assault on the Russian Embassy after MArtha Logan throws cashews in Charles Logan's face!!!

Best episode ever!

V the K said...

Never mind

Bob said...

the one with his brains all over the wall?

Tyler D. said...

Oops.. Did I hear it wrong?

Yeah Him said...

Finally - Ricky Schroeder will be there for the final 12 - he's no Kiefer, but if he can save Kiefer... well then... let the gunplay begin.

Death count for Jack next week - no less than 10 kills.

The Man said...

V the K - puffy russian guard is (or was) "Bluetoothski"...

bRight & Early said...

Martha and Red Foreman. alright!

The Man said...

Dude...Fox5NY just reported that the NYPD just arrested a thug for trying to find a hitman to behead the police commissioner for $10,000 and to blow up police HQ for $50,000.

Gary said...

Storm the consulate!

You GO Bill!

V the K said...

Did anyone else get cut off in the middle of scenes for next week, or was that a DC thing?

The Man said...

Did anyone else get cut off in the middle of scenes for next week, or was that a DC thing?

NY got 3/4ths of the way into the previews before a Chevy commercial cut in. But Martha is back next week.

Yeah Him said...

Bill Buchanan - best sherriff ever at CTU!!

Teacher Tori said...

Anyone else annoyed that the focus has shifted from the arabs to the rooskies?

Yeah Him said...

Pennsylvania got all the way through. Next week will be the best episode since Jack shot Robocop's wife in the leg.

bRight & Early said...

Tyler D. The number is 310.597.3781 it is the 24 Fan Phone.

Yeah Him said...

That would be CAIR's doing, but that's not just 24, that's a shift to Putin's tactics and actions in general.

Screw those bastards for shifting gas prices back the other way after we were sticking it to Iran so well with the lower prices.

Yeah Him said...

the voice message on that phone number was in spanish - is that a reminder that i should be doing my telecourse?

bRight & Early said...

A quick pimping of Forums4Bauer and I'm off to fix some supper. (I already had desert).

Mark the Pundit said...

Anyone else annoyed that the focus has shifted from the arabs to the rooskies?

No, not when journalists are mysteriously falling off of building ledges in Russia and Russian critics in the US are being shot...