You said you wanted curly eyelashes, didn't you?
If I were a 24 writer:Tell me what I want to know or next season you will be in the MissBlogs4Bauer contest!
One thing you don't want your mohel to say during your circumcision.... "Dammit!"
You either make sure Michelle wins the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest or you'll live just long enough to start regretting it. I made Tony a promise, dammit!
Fingers or pee-pee. Your call.
snippity doo-dah ... snippity-aay ... my oh my it's jack bauer day!
Jack Bauer says "Smoking is bad for your health"
My girl friend Audrey got her nose stuck in one of these
I'd show you how to use this, but then I'd have to kill you...wait, I'll probably kill you anyway
Behold! The world's smallest Stargate!
I'm doing you a favor. Girls don't like uncut guys.
Ok, I'll let you choose the appendage.
No playing hide the cigar with the intern or else.
Somebody get me the manual for this thing, dammit......
That Stargate comment above was pretty hilarious. Good job. And of course, the shameless quote mentioning MissB4B by The Man. Great stuff.
And don't think that when i get to the end of your fingers that I won't be able to clip something else off!! So start talking now, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's that you need a circumcision? damn it i'll need a manual
Don't worry, I've had practice :)
If that's the size of the instrument you needed for your circumscision... I think God has tortured you enough.
"This will make you come clean"
"Shawn said... I'm doing you a favor. Girls don't like uncut guys."Yeah we do. We just have a hard - pun intended - time of it when it is always soft.To cut or not to cut...Who really cares?RELEVANT Query: is he hung?
Caption this scene from 24:To cut, or not to cut...
The more you lie, the more i can cut off
"That's right, B4B, one more stupid effing nickname for a character and you know where I'm using this."
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