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Friday, March 09, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Caption this scene from 24.

Make sure to vote in this week's Miss Blogs4Bauer matchup.

24 comments:

Merol meister said...

You said you wanted curly eyelashes, didn't you?

The Man said...

If I were a 24 writer:

Tell me what I want to know or next season you will be in the MissBlogs4Bauer contest!

Anonymous said...

One thing you don't want your mohel to say during your circumcision.... "Dammit!"

steveegg said...

You either make sure Michelle wins the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest or you'll live just long enough to start regretting it. I made Tony a promise, dammit!

Anonymous said...

Fingers or pee-pee. Your call.

Bob said...

snippity doo-dah ... snippity-aay ... my oh my it's jack bauer day!

Anonymous said...

Jack Bauer says "Smoking is bad for your health"

heyhilbo said...

My girl friend Audrey got her nose stuck in one of these

glockspeak said...

I'd show you how to use this, but then I'd have to kill you...wait, I'll probably kill you anyway

nicky said...

Behold! The world's smallest Stargate!

Shawn said...

I'm doing you a favor. Girls don't like uncut guys.

Dave O. said...

Ok, I'll let you choose the appendage.

steve b said...

No playing hide the cigar with the intern or else.

tw111 said...

Somebody get me the manual for this thing, dammit......

Adam said...

That Stargate comment above was pretty hilarious. Good job.

And of course, the shameless quote mentioning MissB4B by The Man. Great stuff.

Yeah Him said...

And don't think that when i get to the end of your fingers that I won't be able to clip something else off!! So start talking now, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

katrina said...

what's that you need a circumcision? damn it i'll need a manual

kitty said...

Don't worry, I've had practice :)

nicky said...

If that's the size of the instrument you needed for your circumscision... I think God has tortured you enough.

Big Fella in Blue said...

"This will make you come clean"

Wonder Woman said...

"Shawn said...
I'm doing you a favor. Girls don't like uncut guys."

Yeah we do. We just have a hard - pun intended - time of it when it is always soft.

To cut or not to cut...

Who really cares?

RELEVANT Query: is he hung?

Wonder Woman said...

Caption this scene from 24:

To cut, or not to cut...

Reid Burger said...

The more you lie, the more i can cut off

Anonymous said...

"That's right, B4B, one more stupid effing nickname for a character and you know where I'm using this."