(I know it's obscure, but...)"Quiet or Papa Spank"
"Dammit, Marilyn, it's 2007. No one cares about 'ring around the collar.'"
"Personally, I've never seen the resemblance to Patsy Ramsey, but Chloe really does look like a potato." "What do you mean Josh is actually Doyle's kid? Dammit, Marilyn, what are you? The village bicycle?"
"Wow, Jack, 12 hours and no stubble."
Unfortunately, Jack had skipped the day of CTU training where he would have learned how to stop vampires.
Come on Jack, you know I have a thing for balding men.
Gee, your hair smells terrific.
Jack soon realized that the Axe Effect was not a myth . . .
So this is how you killed that guy?
Damn you all, you took all the good jokes about smells.
What? Herpes? DAMMIT Marilyn I don't have time for herpes!!!
c'mon, interrogate me like only you can
"Jack, maybe you should see medical. I swear that mole has gotten bigger."
I got the medicine for your two years of built up Chinese monkey love, I’m the ying to your yang
Jack: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Dammit Marilyn! You know I have to go to China and avenge my phallic-nosed lover.......You'll wait for me, right?
"Jack, I can't smell anything""Audrey could. Man, that nose she had ..."
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