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Friday, April 20, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Caption this scene from 24.

Make sure to cast your vote in the Kim-Mandy Death-match. After around 500 votes, Kim holds a slight lead.

10 comments:

V the K said...

"What do you mean 'that wasn't chicken?'"

Jack Bauer said...

Audrey: Jack, there is a Chinese man in my split screen segment.

Sally said...

I have to go with 24 in 24's take: http://24in24.info/season6-11pm.php

yankz said...

"Audrey, tell him his breath stinks! He's really sensitive about that."

Also, ditto Sally.

Real Debate said...

Penis nose, yes I see what you mean Jack.

Merol Meister said...

I'd love to feel your nose raping my ass Miss Raines. You loved that too, didn't you Mister Bauer?

Jack Bauer said...

If I were a 24 Writer.

Audrey: Jack, to save my life you have to steal a nuclear component.

Jack: So if I don't, they will kill you and I still get credit for saving the world?
Click

Audrey: JACK?

Anonymous said...

Audrey: Jack, I'm sorry. I've met someone else.

Johnny Park said...

"Mr. Bauer has no chance to save you. You wouldn't know if he was right under your phallic nose, which he happens to be."

NDwalters said...

Jack do you owe them for an order of "flied lice?"