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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

If 24 was filmed in Minnesota


Scene: Small bar in Green Bay St. Paul. Locals watching Fox News.


Muslim terrorist and unarmed Russian walk into the bar.


Russian man points to Muslim terrorist
Russian man: "Look, it's a terrorist. I have seen him on TV"


Muslim terrorist pulls out gun and shoots two bar patrons.
Bang....Bang

Bar patrons, wanting to avoid possible lawsuits from CAIR for confronting terrorist activity, go back to drinking and watching Fox News.
Bar Patron 1: How about those Vikings?

14 comments:

Wyatt Earp said...

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hilarious!!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar said...

Uh.....Green Bay is in Wisconsin.

Jack Bauer said...

Clark - Thanks...

Jack Bauer said...

Of course it is 24...the show that had terrorists hiding a nuke in the "mountains of Iowa" in Season 4.

Slugger said...

It was simply amazingly funny lol.

steveegg said...

It's a good thing you corrected that location. You and I would have had words, and it would've ended very badly for one of us (probably me).

The sad thing is, it's probably true.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Clark Bar said...

JB: NP. They're really the same state. Just don't tell anyone out here that.

yankz said...

Wouldn't it have been easier just to change the title of the post? Still hilarious, though.

IHateDark Pics said...

Meh nice try.... NEXT

steveegg said...

Same state my ass, Clark. I guess it's time to bury the Axe...right in the Yellow Rodents' throats...again. :-)

Though I have to admit the Minnesota walleyes are tastier than the Wisconsin ones.

steveegg said...

Yankz - Er, no. Outside of the overflow crowd from the Twin Cities, nobody in the Land of Cheese and Beer likes the Vikes.

Yeah Him said...

Imagine if it was filmed in Deerborn!

CNN would do a puff piece on the poor people who had to hear the terrorist slur and continue broadcasting the Democrats plan to stop saying "the War on Terror" by making it a part of the 2008 budget.

Yeah Him said...

As for the mountains of Iowa, perhaps the forests in the very northern section qualify. It sounds better than the hills and let's be honest - how many people remember 7th grade geography or think that the country is more than just the West Coast, East Coast and Gulf Coast?

Anonymous said...

Minnesota doesn't even house a Chapter of the CAIR.

This almost had the potential of being funny.. oh wait, that's right: no it didn't. :-P