Well, as many of you know, I have followed in The Man's footsteps and retired from political blogging. However, this does not mean you've gotten rid of me here at Blogs4Bauer. If anything, I should have even more time than ever to fill your days with gratuitous Kim Bauer references.
So I'll be taking the liveblogging reins tonight. I'll see you in about 20 minutes!
Here we go!
9:00 PM - I really hope we get lots of rainman action this week. That was a BRILLIANT idea by the 24 writers. Almost as brilliant as the idiot from France who believed that we had Manny's email address and would publish it openly.
Roosevelt governed fine from a wheelchair? Didn't they see Pearl Harbor? He had to stand up in order to get anyone to be impressed.
9:01 - The nuclear strike against Fayed's country? Seriously, they couldn't make something up like Qumar on the West Wing?
9:04 - Because the 25th amendment says the Cabinet decides, they can't ask what a doctor would say? That's pretty shoddy constitutional law...
9:08 - "The president must be strong enough in body and mind to defend this country." I'd have LOVED to see Reagan defend this country, you know, single-handedly.
Ads - It's official: I bogarted Tyler D.'s night to liveblog. So I'm handing over the reigns—the rest of this post will be his.
9:23 - Is Milo a moron or what? Wait, spoons (almost) redeems himself.
9:26 - Nuclear straws? I WANT ANOTHER NUKE!!! :/ NO MORE TALK!!
9:28 - HOLY CRAP!!! They better not start writing in complete silence with a frackin timer on the screen.
9:32 - Affidavits!?!?! Any more references to writing and I'm out. This is pathetic.
9:34 - More paper? I just went emo and sliced my wrists wide open....wide open.
You know what....
9:45 - Blood trail? Is Jack a blood-hound now?
9:50 - I wish Jack would scream "Boom Headshot!" just once when he wastes somebody. That would make my day.
9:54 - "Boris the Blade" is fish food? Now that is tragic.
9:56 - Well, I got my nuke "launch". Did this episode seem like I watching The Office? Just not as... anything really?