As CTU watches the first season of Nip/Tuck, Shari's lesbian past is revealed.
Buchanan: "After y'all get done with this I need to see the both of you in my office."Chloe: "Why?"Buchanan: "You'll see"
Buchanan: "...I need to see the both of you downstairs, in the computer room."Chloe: "Why?"Buchanan: "No windows"
No Chloe, I don't think you are related to this Nigerian Prince who died and left you $42,000,000. Now go back to the email I just sent you.
Chloe" "I swear to God I have no idea where those nude pictures of Rush Limbaugh came from."
"The Wild Cards are flying into a Chig ambush. We've got to do something!"
Chiggy: "Some of the Cen-Tox victims are in acute distress." Anita Hill: "What do you mean 'a cute distress?' Are you harassing me?"
Chole: Jack never did that with me.Buchanan: What the, he is huge!Anita Hill: That is inappropriate touching. That should'nt happen in the workplace.
Chiggy Killa: And that's how I defeated Chiggy Von Richtofen.Chloe: That would explain your nickanme.Shari: I can't believe you did that. It was so inappropriate.---Shari wonders how she's going to get through the day with all the inappropriate double entendres flying between Chiggy, Chloe, S4GF (who was definitely harassed by Jack), and that white shirt who looked at her ID when she came into CTU.Shari stares at the chair and notes all of its inappropiate touching.
Shari, I apologize. I had no idea Edgar has so many donkey sex videos on his workstation. That would explain many things.
Buchanan: "After this is all over, how about we get together for a Menage a Bill?
Windows has encountered a Critical Error all CTU files will be deleted.
Chloie: "Oh, God, Chiggy! You brought Jessica Simpsom in here!"
Look at those Hamsters dance...Its...Hypnotizing
Buchanan: "I'll be in my bunk."
Chloe: omg its edgar naked!Bill: Chloe get that off the screen right now!Shari: he shouldn't have done that.
Chloe: omg its edgar naked!Bill: Chloe get that off the screen right now!Shari: he shouldn't have done that.I do believe that we have a winner.
Says the Chair to Bill:"Take your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape."
Chloe: Look at that! Audrey's nose gains ten pounds on this moniter!
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