Flipping For 24
Finally, the race fans get what they want! NASCAR driver Carl Edwards will be seen in tomorrow's episode of 24. Edwards will play Jim Hill from Homeland Security, and unlike that scumbag Democrat in Republican Clothing John McCain, Edwards is slated to have a speaking part. Whoo hoo!

Of course, since he will be playing a member of Homeland Security, we all will probably hate him by the end of the hour.

Reports that Edwards will perform one of his trademark backflips off Chloe's desk are still unconfirmed.