Counterpoint: Everything Nina Myers says is bullsh*t. - by Jack Bauer
Mr. Rakotozafy, I have worked closely with Nina Myers - and by "worked closely" I mean we bumped uglies - and I can assure you that everything Nina Myers says is bullsh*t. If Nina is warning you about me, I suggest you pull a George Costanza and do the opposite.
Sir, I have a proven track record of recovering items.
For instance, I have recovered toxic nerve agents, the people behind an attempted nuclear explosion above Los Angeles, and I have even recovered my daughter Kim's virginity. How is this possible? It is because I have a one track mind; and it is always on my mission. How else would one explain the fact that I haven't gotten laid in five years?
You can also be assured that when I recover your fortune, I will ask for little in return. Unlike Miss Myers, who is commanded by "The Benjamins," I would simply require a new canvas carry-all. (It's not a purse! It's European!!)
And I'll throw in the murder of Nina Myers . . . on the house.
Togo Arigato, Mr. Rakotozafy.
Point: Jack Bauer Cannot Help Recover Your Money, Mr. Rakotozafy (I can)