HOW LONG CAN SECRETARY HELLER HOLD HIS BREATH?

He's been underwater for about 30 minutes now. And according to Henderson, he doesn't have much time left - maybe only minutes.

What's that you say? THE FALL WOULD PROBABLY KILL HIM? Well, not if he used his airbag as a flotation device/landing pad.

I bring all this up only because the speculation is running rampant that Heller:

1. Jumped clear before the car went over the cliff.

2. Is being kept alive by navy divers who are giving him air underwater.

3. Is really dead but hoping that Jack will give him mouth to mouth to revive him.

Some people really need to get a fricking life!...

Like this guy who keeps writing the longest, dumbest, most ridiculous summaries I've ever seen. The only reason I link to them is because he slips me a twenty every time I do.