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Monday, April 03, 2006

24 Live Blog 10:00-11:00 P.M.

24 Live Blog 10:00-11:00 P.M.

Good evening. I'm Tyler and I need to mention the submissions you are going to send in for The Carnival of Bauer this Thursday.

7:55 (Real Time) - Prision Break is a good show. Especially as a filler before 24.

7:58 (Real Time) - Almost starting.

10:00 (Jack Bauer Time) - YAY! Bet you a dollar Jack is still alive. It is just a hunch.

10:02 - What did I tell 'ya. Jack has a few scratches and the other guy is almost dead.

10:04 - Jack scared? WTF? This must be HUGE!! God like even.

10:16 - Hey now, Jim Hill is... That Edwards guy who does backflips. (Isn't he? I dunno?)

10:18 - Audrey, just sign the paper. No one likes you.

10:22 - I didn't think RoboCop could murder children.

10:26 - Sheesh, this episode is hard to live blog. It isn't giving me anything to talk about.

10:30 - Yep. Audrey is a moron weasel.

10:38 - Wrong? Your meeting hostile people in a barn? What could be wrong?

10:45 - Wow, there is a lot of nothing in this episode.

10:48 - ONE Death FINALLY.

10:50 - Two.

10:52 - OoOoOo... Knife. And the new Toyota Rav4.

10:53 - 268 People plowing horsepower. And three or four kills.

10:56 - THE PRESIDENT!!! I knew he was worthless.

9:02 (Real Time) Man, that episode was painful.

7 Deaths and it is offical.

I am the cancer of 24. Every episode is 55 minutes of prep and 5 minutes of action.

82 comments:

MJ06 said...

Yeah it is I definatly agree. Yes first again 2 weeks running!

Citizen Grim said...

Derek Jeter is the mole!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Woo-hoo Jack is alive!!!!!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

Jack's back! and not a hair singed!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

The VP & President Logan both suck!!!

tuffbeingright said...

where have i seen 'miles' from homeland sec before? was he on 'the green mile" or "shawshank redemption"?

MJ06 said...

The Vice President is from Comand and Conquer Red Alert 2 I know he is!

tuffbeingright said...

ok something deep is about to happen...

lawhawk said...

Jack survives nuke blasts, centox gas, and natural gas explosions, but this plot has him scared?

Who is behind the plot? Rambaldi? SD-6? The Covenant? Robocop?

Tori said...

i dont trust this broad as far as i could throw her

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Yah, Jack admitting he was scared struck me as odd.

lawhawk said...

I give you evidence if you get back my daughter?

Sure, would you prefer her on a slab or with a pulse - you didn't exactly make this clear...

MJ06 said...

I totally agree with Law Hawk

tuffbeingright said...

>>but this plot has him scared?

maybe he hasn't renewed his season 6 contract yet...

Tyler D. said...

mj06, yes he is.

Phil, yes he is

LMC, yes it does.

tuffbeingright said...

homeland security is taking over - THIS is why jack is scared. Their first step? make cinqo de mayo a national holiday

lawhawk said...

CTU absorbed by Homeland Security? Yeah, that's going to get the job done.

And whatshisface who just asked S4GF into the SitRoom, should be renamed Wormtongue.

tuffbeingright said...

slimey behavior from HLS? Never!!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Audrey is redeeming herself by not giving into that weasal.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I think the VP is evil and a mole and behind some of this.

tuffbeingright said...

Sorry, Chloe has been let go and replaced by Chandahar from Bombay.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Dave Barry says Audrey must be sleeping with the script writers because they're trying to make her look good now :-). Ha!!!

Citizen Grim said...

Yes, I only notice her hideous nose 75% of the time now...

MJ06 said...

They never changed the clock for day light savings time then they would lose a whole hour.

The Man said...

The 9 year old is the mole

tuffbeingright said...

I've got a BAD feeling. This had better not be another 'nobody dies a greusome death' episode...

Tori said...

man chloe really is invisible

tuffbeingright said...

well, the new chloe is better looking...

Tori said...

haa i meant invincible

firecaptian said...

Jim Hill is Carl Edwards. Nascar driver of car #99 office depot. He does a backflip when he wins

tuffbeingright said...

NOW I KNOW WHERE I SAW THE HLS SLIME!!! (MILES?)

He was on "Interview with the Vampire"

...he was one of the french sissy vampires

lawhawk said...

phil:

Who do you think you are? Han Solo?

Of course someone is going to die. It's a 24 rule that the majority of deaths per episode do not occur until the last 15 minutes.

tuffbeingright said...

sorry lawhawk - i get edgey when there is a dearth of death.

Citizen Grim said...

We really ought to give the writers more crap for leaving CTU with only Audrey and Chloe, for crying out loud.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I despise wormtongue!!

The Man said...

Finally!!! Someone is going to clean up CTU.

On a another subject....let's get some killing on.

Citizen Grim said...

"TV 14 - V"

V for Violence

Tori said...

god this episode is like watching paint dry

tuffbeingright said...

We're going on 45 minutes now... I don't even think a round has been fired, much less any death...

Citizen Grim said...

Wayne is going to accidentally shoot Jack in the back

lawhawk said...

Every now and then you need exposition to push the story along, and they've got to create a new conspiracy for the conspiracy. But we've got bacardi and diet coke on the case.

tuffbeingright said...

dammit, there had better be some cordite burnt soon! This is turning into Oprah...

The Man said...

I say it every week. It's 45 minutes past the hour...time for some killing.

Also, loved Jack Bauer preaching about killing someone. That was classic.

The Man said...

Tyler - you are like 24 cancer. Everytime you liveblog, the episode sucks.

tuffbeingright said...

dammit, there had better be some gunpowder burnt soon! This is turning into Oprah...

tuffbeingright said...

I think Dr. Phil is coming on after this break. Then, Celene Dion comes out to sing her latest hit....

Citizen Grim said...

Here's a task for people wanting to watch all the old seasons again:

How many times has Jack said, "I promise we won't let [name of loved one] die" and they have been saved?

I think he usually avoids promising if he knows they're screwed.

tuffbeingright said...

FINALLY!!!!!

NateG said...

Nice shot placement, shoot him in the gut, so it takes him an hour to bleed out. Nice thinking.

Tori said...

yes! i guessed 4..i think it might be more...oh and i think kim will be back..damn it....thats 3

lawhawk said...

You wanted body count? You're getting body count baby. Jack's delivery hot lead.

Sweet.

And diet coke nearly froze and got himself killed in the process...

Citizen Grim said...

THAT WEASALY BASTARD!

firecaptian said...

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Tori said...

well suck me sideways

kdeweb said...

It it looks like an evil doer, walks like an evil doer and smells like an evil doer...it ISN'T an evil doer?

Huh!

I could have sworn the VP was the bad guy.

It really was Keyser Soze.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

We should've known. He's not only a weasal but a traitor too. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

lawhawk said...

Did my eyes deceive me? Or was that President Weasel on the other end of the phone with Robocop?

Someone help me out there....

Tyler D. said...

With this epsode being the WORST!

lawhawk said...

And like that... he was gone...

tuffbeingright said...

and Palmer refused to shoot a man in the back...

STUPID!!

and now president chinless is the evil genius behind the carnage? He must be the writer's rendition of Karl Rove or Dick Cheney.

I wonder if Prez Logan placed explosive charges on the levees during hurricane Katrina

kdeweb said...

The FLOTUS is SO gonna take his arse out!

The First Lady with a Paper Weight in the Oval Office.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Okay, I think that was at least 8 kills. Anybody know the #?

The Man said...

Logan is a freaking bastard!

1 - Jack - Gunshot
2 - Jack - Gunshot
3 - Wayne - Gunshot
4 - Jack - Knife
5 - Jack - Gunshot
6 - Wayne - Gunshot
Questionable killing:
7 - Henderson - Car hit bad guy

tuffbeingright said...

Side note - anyone know wher I cna get seasons 1-3 on the cheap?

Amazon wants $180+

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

24 is expensive. you might want to do it through blockbuster or netflix until you have the $.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I thought there was like 4 guys that went down when they took over by the car?

kdeweb said...

Did y'all catch the previews for next week?

Logan punked out of taking down Jack Bauer. He wants no part of getting anywhere near the man with gravitas.

Henderson is so screwed.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Martha is going to end up saving the day at the end--you just watch. She's not going to put up with a traitorous husband.

Citizen Grim said...

It does explain why the Pres made pretty much every wrong decision possible for the first... 18 hours of the day or so. Intentional incompetance.

Natsthename said...

Yep, watch out for Martha Logan to KICK some weasley, ferret-faced presidential ass. But something is definitely up with that VP, too.

Natsthename said...

And Phil..look in your local used media shoppe, if you have one. There are always used copies at Newbury Comics here in the Boston area.

Arsenic said...

PRESIDENT WEASEL!

OXEN said...

7 dead, really?

What do I win?

Wyatt Earp said...

Tyler's new nickname is "Cancer Man."

Whew! Dodged that bullet.

tuffbeingright said...

thanks natalie. i live in n. ma, i'll hit tax-free salem, nh (as jack bauer would do). there is a newbury comics and other places up there.

Tyler D. said...

Shaddup wyatt.

NDwalters said...

Here's what happens by the end of the season.

Frau Blucher gets bitchslapped by Chiggy Killer.

Insensitive DHS Bastard gets taken out by Chloe and that Shari chick.

Logan, DIES, bad. He will die of shame, self-inflicted wound, or the First Lady will shoot that limpdicked sack o shit.

Henderson, will DIE worse. Bauer will take his time with the guy who tried to kill his daughter, offed Edgar, Tony, Michelle, Palmer, and others......

Chiggy will re-assume the reigns of power and promptly kick DHS out of his chair and wash out the coffee mug they spit in.

And of course, Audrey will call in Secretary Heller, who will chew someone out.

MJ06 said...

Well at least you trierd to live blog I know yestersdays episode did not have alot to work with.

al said...

Are you sure about the kill count? I thought Chloe said that were 10 hostiles and only Robocop escaped.

The Man said...

Are you sure about the kill count? I thought Chloe said that were 10 hostiles and only Robocop escaped

I know she said 10. But I go off what I saw. I saw 7 get killed, that leaves Henderson and two others that could have escaped once the shooting started.

Alli said...

i thought she saw 10 heat signatures? so 1 would be the little girl and then 1 would be henderson and maybe the other 2 would be palmer and jack? I dunno... but 7 sounds right to me...


::goes back to lurking::

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