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Monday, April 24, 2006

24 Live blog 1-2 A.M.

24 Live blog 1-2 A.M.

Hello again. This is Tyler and tonight I am hoping NOT to continue with my... how do I say, GETTING STUCK WITH BORING EPISODES OF 24!!! But I'm not angry. Not at all. Just tired.. Tired of the 4 episodes that have branded my blogging as uber-boring. Well that is going to change.

So *Happy Face!*

On the off chance that is still the same, one lucky person is going to be dealt the full brunt of my rage. ;/

So get ready for 24 1:00 A.M. to 2:00 A.M.

7:50 - Everyone here knows I have two essays due in 20 hours and 10 minutes right?

7:55 - I still like Prison Break but, not as much as 24.

And it starts.

1:00 (Bauer Time) - Who is going to die this hour?

1:02 - Bleeding stopped? NOOOO!

1:03 - How many times have the "good guys" been arrested today?

1:06 - "Is Bauer dead?" Bauer is like Chuck Norris, only better.

1:07 - Bauer has "night vision" built in??? Almost like the T-1000 vs. Robocop and Robocop lost.

1:09 - Why can't penis-nose Audrey listen?

1:12 - WOW! That was.... pointless. Why didn't he hit the brakes or turn around or I don't know. Anything other than driving off the closest cliff?! Letting them shoot you would have been a better plan than that!

1:18 - You don't realize a lot Mr. President!

1:20 - Like a lamb to the slaughter. Sheesh Ms. Logan.

1:22 - 25 miles is maybe 3 minutes. Nope Jack left early. That is usually bad.

1:27 - That ass just made all that stuff up. Computer gibberish.

1:29 - "Martha, I'm seeing another man...NO! I mean I'm seeing another woman!" HA! Just kidding! I only killed the former President.

1:33 - Did you see that? He tried a sad puppy look. However he definitely pulled off the irritated squirrel protecting his nuts look.

1:40 - $20 Audrey shoots him.

1:42 - and she won't do it. :(

1:42 - Cola is on the case.

1:45 - Jack makes sure he gets his man purse.

1:54 - YAY! Another good guy.

1:55 - The French flags on that Town Can should say something as to whom is on that plane.

1:56 - And the Uni-Bomber runs across the runway.

All is spared from my wrath. Even though only one person died.

Well that is all you will hear from me.

Updatwe: I guess I really didn't watch this epsode.

There were:
2 - Bad Guy - CTU
3 - Bad Guy - Curtis
4 - Bad Guy - CTU

85 comments:

Citizen Grim said...

John Locke is the mole!

Tyler D. said...

Maybe.

lawhawk said...

Sayid is the mole. And he knows how to deal with moles.

Mr. Random said...

I love that "thats absurd sugarbunny, you know I would never hurt you"

tuffbeingright said...

wow! cool!

lawhawk said...

Heller's gonna die.... by flipping off a cliff?!

I give that dive a 9.5... russian judge dropped .5 for excessive splash.

Mr. Random said...

why didnt he just stop the car and jump into the brush...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Surnow is getting hate mail from me. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Citizen Grim said...

ohhh, the SecDef pulled a Chappaquiddick!!


50 bucks says he swims free, tho

tuffbeingright said...

what is this BS? allof a sudden JB gets a conscience??? he lets robocop live??

i want a refund.

lawhawk said...

We got a supposed death at 1:13, which is completely out of character.

Unless Heller knows the secret to surviving being stuck underwater - sucking the air out of a car tire until the bad guys figure he's toast.

The Man said...

1 - Heller - H2O

Kill Him - Audrey

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

There's still hope. Sydney Bristow and her mother both survived driving a car into the water :-))))).

The Man said...

Heller is a lemming.

lawhawk said...

It's Rocket Romano!

tuffbeingright said...

hey! it's the one-armed helicopter phobic doctor from ER! is this his first episode?? i missed last week...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I love it!!!!!!!! The evil Romano from ER is even more evil on 24. Very cool!!!!!!

lawhawk said...

little miss chatterbox:

I see we're both on the same wavelength (always rely on Alias for spycraft tips in movies, I say - if only because the spies are easy on the eyes).

tuffbeingright said...

flotus is bummed. this was her best chance at starting in a cialis commercial.

tuffbeingright said...

dr. romano was in robocop too, wasn't he? didn't he dropped into a vat of toxic waste and then smashed by a truck?

tuffbeingright said...

big mistake leaving audrey alone w/ robocop.

Mr. Random said...

no shes not shes gonna get captured. henderson is gonna break the record for escaping, the record once held by marwan

Anonymous said...

You Sonofabitch! Audrey doesn't have a penis for a nose!
Angrily,
Fan of Kim Raver

The Man said...

Jack...leaving Audrey alone with the man responsible for killing her father and giving her a hell of a scar on her arm...with a loaded gun.

What could go wrong? $10 says "bunches"...

Tyler D. said...

HA! Oops.

tuffbeingright said...

did anyone see 'the sentinel' yet? i heard it was 'ok' at best. that was from McCuddy on FNC, who i figured would be quick to prop a fox tv star...

Tyler D. said...

fixed for Fan of Kim Raver. ;-}

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Lahawk:
I'm a big fan of Alias so its easy to find comparisons :-).

It doesn't look like things are going to end well for Audrey. Leaving her alone with Henderson was not a good plan!!!

Mr. Random said...

lol @ stupid useless fake tech talk

tuffbeingright said...

ewwww!!! she INTIMIDATED me!!!!

Citizen Grim said...

did he just say he could trace her physical location by looking at the binary?? that's gotta be at least a thousand 1s and 0s... talk about robocop

tuffbeingright said...

wow! potus is growing a pair! with his sex-starved wife no less!

Mr. Random said...

boring, wasting time...jack didnt even torture henderson...

The Man said...

Who is live blogging this episode...oh Tyler... no wonder...

Citizen Grim said...

He should have made it seem like less of a shock by claiming credit for the Lincoln, McKinley, and Kennedy assassinations, and then when she was suitably horrified confessed he really only took out Palmer, so it wouldnt seem like such a big deal.

Citizen Grim said...

also, Palmer has only been dead like 18 hours or so. he could totally resurrect.

tuffbeingright said...

citizen grim,

didn't you know that an "ls -lFu Chloe" automatically lists the file size, permissions, and location of Chloe for all executables???

Read the man page.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I just came up with a historical comparison. Lyndon Johnson was a despicable man in his personal life and a failure as a president. There were rumors that he was involved in JFK's assasination. I think I see some similarities!!!!!!

The Man said...

35 minutes past the hour. The IMDB listing for this episode has an extra called "baggage handler".

At 45 minutes past the hour, expect him to be added to the kill counter.

lawhawk said...

the man:

There was one death this episode - and it happened before the 45 minute mark. That's gotta count for something... what I haven't quite figured out.

Maybe a point or 5 in the HotWing league standings?

tuffbeingright said...

here we go! audrey is about to f-up.

tuffbeingright said...

"yes audrey, i think you're stupid"

The Man said...

Henderson learned all he knows about air pockets from Teddy Kennedy.

lawhawk said...

Robocop is getting in S4GF's head. Not a pretty place to be.

And he's using the Sydney Bristow tire air survival trick to boot!

Shoot him in the shoulder. Then the knee. I hear it's real painful.

Then smash him in the nose. Make him bleed real good.

tuffbeingright said...

curtis!!! ma man!!!

lawhawk said...

What's a bit more excitement than the usual Tyler liveblog. Guess your luck is turning... and ours!

tw111 said...

Damn, I wish she could get that sweet white coat to a dry cleaner before there's anymore stuff on it..

tuffbeingright said...

"jack, i tried to shoot him but i couldn't"

"audrey, you're worthless and weak!"

Mr. Random said...

24 has really lost it, back in the day henderson would have been missing at least one kneecap before being brought into ctu

tw111 said...

Meanwhile back at CTU/HLS.........I'm starting to think Frau Blucher might be redeemable...

The Man said...

2 - Bad Guy - CTU
3 - Bad Guy - Curtis
4 - Bad Guy - CTU

The Man said...

State Department firewall? Where is a CIA leaker with ties to John Kerry when you need one?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Curtis to the rescue---yah!!!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

>>Henderson learned all he knows
>>about air pockets from Teddy Kennedy.

...that must be all he learned then, because we are 16 hours into the day and henderson is still sober.

tw111 said...

Where in the World is Gardner............

The Man said...

Ron was in the Red Shoe Diaries.

Citizen Grim said...

looks like British flags on that limo... Tony Blair is involved now??


and Jack is gonna hitchhike in the baggage compartment... classy

tuffbeingright said...

Ahhh! see, that "ls -lFu Chloe" worked like a charm!

tw111 said...

Uh oh, suspending disbelief alert......the gummint would never have software that Chloe couldn't crack........

NateG said...

"What's their ETA?"
"Well, there's 7 minutes left in the episode, so I'd say less than 7 minutes."

tw111 said...

Cool, Mike's not a bad guy after all......

tw111 said...

...jack's got to leave that man-purse behind, it's slowin' him down.....

tuffbeingright said...

Oh YEA! flotus is hitting the bottle, she must be a Kennedy

tw111 said...

STOWAWAY!!

Citizen Grim said...

the Brits, the French... who are these people??

its... the Illuminati!!

Michael Hodges said...

I saw French flags too!

The Man said...

The manpurse is back! I hope he has an oxygen mask in there.

tw111 said...

TuffBein,

Now that you mention it, she does bear a striking resemblance to Joan, back in the day.......

NateG said...

Dagnabbit. The tac-team didn't arrive within the 7 minutes. 24 writers 1, Nate 0

The Man said...

Did I see the French flag on one of the cars? I knew those frog-eating bastards were involved.

Tyler D. said...

How many kills? One?

tw111 said...

Was that Halliburton I saw painted on the cowling...

The Man said...

Holy Shit. Jack Bauer goes 9/11

tuffbeingright said...

tw111,

joan k looks more like edgar these days. i live in ma and every year or 2 she makes the news for crashing into something with her car.

truely pathetic.

lawhawk said...

Did I just miss that 24 turned into that Jodie Foster flick? Flightplan.. yeah, that's the ticket.

Mr. Random said...

wow the next episode looks cool, but so did this one when they super edited it, actually, the previews were more enjoyable than the episode

tw111 said...

(Bite your tongue)

tw111 said...

(God bless her, I'd be a lush too if I'd been married to Teddy the K...)but she was a really lovely woman in her thirties, from the pictures.

tuffbeingright said...

>>but she was a really lovely woman in her thirties, from the pictures.

yep. so was mary jo.

tw111 said...

(tuff)

Agreed, and I couldn't help thinking about her when S$GF was being bombarded by Henderson with the head stuff about her Dad maybe being alive .....(which he is, btw)

The Swimmer could've at least given it a try, but Noooooo.

tw111 said...

Think we might catch the midnight showing of The Sentinel... Ebert and Roper like it, which surprised me.

NDwalters said...

Dammit! WTF! Now I'm really pissed! They offed Red Foreman and Secretary Thumbs of Death! DAMMIT I AM PIIIIIIISSED!

steve said...

okay, tonight's 24isms are up, including my favorite of Henderson giving up his insurance policy to someone on the plane.

Citizen Grim said...

did Red actually die, or is he just locked up somewhere?

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