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Friday, April 14, 2006

Putting the "Counter" in Counterterrorism

The Jack Bauer Kill Counter is one of our most innovative creations here at Blogs4Bauer, but I wonder what other incidents could use a B4B counter? Here are a few off the top of my head (which isn't just a hat rack, ya know):
  • The Chloe O'Brian Frown-o-Meter
  • The Martha Logan Cleavage Counter
  • The Audrey Raines Nose Radar
  • The Late Edgar Stiles Twinkie Tally
  • The Jack Bauer Spent Shell Casing Chart

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think we really need a Chloe Frown counter....the number could almost surpass the kill counter

Mr. Random said...

Jack Bauers Spent Shell Counter for the win!

The Man said...

1) "we are running out of time" counter

2) Cell phone minutes counter

3) Count how many things Jack pulls out of his man-purse.

Crateman said...

*The "He/She is a mole" counter.
*Terrorist with beards counter.
*The "Damnit! & Sonufavitch" counter.
*The cougar counter!!!!!!

tw111 said...

Can't forget the 'I'm On It " counter.

And I'm torn between the 'Logan Wets His Pants ' counter vs the 'Logan Pats Himself On the Back ' counter.

tw111 said...

To The Man:

Number of Cell Phones Deep-sixed by Bauer counter.

tw111 said...

....and one last one, the 'Open /Active Protocol' counter. (Door prize to the poster who adds up the total for the five seasons so far)......

Buckley F. Williams said...

The President Logan Whimper-o-meter

Crusader Coyote said...

My dad and I have been discussing a drinking game around Jack saying "Dammit!"

Everytime Jack says "dammit", you take a shot of Jack. And grimace, saying "dammit. . ."

Everytime Jack says "There's not enough time!" you take two shots of Jack. . .

etc . . .

So, to annswer the post more directly, perhaps a composite counter of Jack Catch-phrases comprised of "Dammit!" "There's not enough time" and "I'm on it" . . .