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Friday, April 21, 2006

Chop Chop Caption Contest


Chop Chop Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer

18 comments:

Crateman said...

...If you ever dare to dump my daughter instead of your hand it'll be your penis. Got it?

RFTR said...

I want to know what school lent their classroom for this purpose...

The Man said...

Bauer: This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
Chase: Really?
Bauer: Nope.

River Rat said...

...and this little piggy went weee weee weee al the way home.

fmragtops said...

Chase: Jack, I sure those withdrawal tremors have stopped!

al said...

This will only hurt for a second...

Karth said...

"And now, Jack and Chase will demonstrate for the class how surgery was performed during the Civil War."

bigfoot780 said...

...and now Chase is going to givve Jack a big hand...

Waldo J. Cartridge said...

Whoops, sorry. I thought you were a tree.

The Man said...

Well I don't care what you think Kim, this is how Jack Bauer deals with splinters.

Republican Jedi said...

I sure hope the guy who wrote
"Fast Food Nation" doesn't hear about this!

Dr. Blogstein said...

"Come on, Chase, don't be a baby about this. Do you want me to help you to stop biting your nails or not?!?"

WALSTIB said...

Oh..you wanted a fresh ham sandwich, not a hand sandwich? Sorry 'bout that.
"CTU Flesh, the Other Other White Meat"

efitz said...

Jack: Chase, apparently this is the only way to stop you from polishing your rod while you're supposed to be working!
Chase: But... Kim... is... soooooo... hot...

John said...

Uh, Jack this doesn't seem to be the proper way to play Russian Roulette.

NDwalters said...

Jack: Alright Chase, for surfing certain websites, during workhours, Division and Chapelle said you must pay.

Chase: But Chapelle's dead!

Jack: Yeah, and what he did I had to put that sick bastard down, pronto. You're getting off light, Nubby.

Chase: Sh-t! It was just a myspace photo album, man!

Bombtruck said...

Tired of the typical mamby-pamby torture he normally employs, Jack decides to try a little islamic-style justice on Chase for stealing his pen....

Waldo J. Cartridge said...

I said I wanted to see both your hands!