Jack: Chase, apparently this is the only way to stop you from polishing your rod while you're supposed to be working! Chase: But... Kim... is... soooooo... hot...
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I want to know what school lent their classroom for this purpose...
Bauer: This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
Chase: Really?
Bauer: Nope.
...and this little piggy went weee weee weee al the way home.
Chase: Jack, I sure those withdrawal tremors have stopped!
This will only hurt for a second...
"And now, Jack and Chase will demonstrate for the class how surgery was performed during the Civil War."
...and now Chase is going to givve Jack a big hand...
Whoops, sorry. I thought you were a tree.
Well I don't care what you think Kim, this is how Jack Bauer deals with splinters.
I sure hope the guy who wrote
"Fast Food Nation" doesn't hear about this!
"Come on, Chase, don't be a baby about this. Do you want me to help you to stop biting your nails or not?!?"
Jack: Chase, apparently this is the only way to stop you from polishing your rod while you're supposed to be working!
Chase: But... Kim... is... soooooo... hot...
Uh, Jack this doesn't seem to be the proper way to play Russian Roulette.
Jack: Alright Chase, for surfing certain websites, during workhours, Division and Chapelle said you must pay.
Chase: But Chapelle's dead!
Jack: Yeah, and what he did I had to put that sick bastard down, pronto. You're getting off light, Nubby.
Chase: Sh-t! It was just a myspace photo album, man!
Tired of the typical mamby-pamby torture he normally employs, Jack decides to try a little islamic-style justice on Chase for stealing his pen....
I said I wanted to see both your hands!
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