Kim is currently in negotiations with the 24's producers... "I swaer to God if I have to get attacked by one more mountain lion..."
Kim: You creepy Blogs 4 Bauer guys better back the f up!
..and now we know what happened to Chase's other arm.
Kim: Wait, I know this one. It's a light bulb, right?
"Next season - I get to have a brain"
Kim Bauer's stint at Bennihanas ended in disaster.
I'm so sick of being the victim! I wanna be the victor! Why am I written out to be like frickin Penny from Inspector Gadget?!?Someone answer, or it's gonna get ugly here!
Chase lost another appendage after Kim attends the Lorena Bobbit school of knife wielding.
WHERES MY MIDOL!!!!!!!!!
I'm cutting off all ties with you, Dad. Bad things happen when I'm around you.
"Chase! Where are you Chase? Daddy said you cheated on me!"
"Samurai Deli Girl", starring Jane Belushi
I bet Kim's on the plane that Jack just boarded as a clever disguised baggage. Well think about it. Jack told Kim to get the hell out of LA but since the curfew arranged by President Pansy is in place I don't think Kim got out of LA. So if this is the only plane out of LA Kim shurely is aboard. Nobody defies Jack's orders.
Dad! Why am I not allowed to have sex with my psycho boyfriend? Tell me one more time to go out of LA and I'll stab you. Remember I'm a Bauer too.
Kim talks to the psychiatrist:My dad was right, you want me to dress as a littl girl so you can rape me! You are frickin' dead
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