"BAD DAD" SECRETARY OF DEFENSE JAMES HELLER

It's guys like this that gives dads a bad name.

You may recall last year, Heller allowed CTU to "do whatever" it took to make his son tell them what they needed to know. His secret turned out to be that the lad was bi-sexual (a sure sign of Bad Dad Syndrome).

Then this year, to keep Audrey from...whatever, he tells his bodyguards to "restrain" his daughter. So there she is, manacled to a post in a storeroom on the orders of dear old dad.

Somehow, I don't think Heller is going to have much of a Father's Day this year...

Another carelessly thrown together summary here...