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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

"BAD DAD" SECRETARY OF DEFENSE JAMES HELLER

It's guys like this that gives dads a bad name.

You may recall last year, Heller allowed CTU to "do whatever" it took to make his son tell them what they needed to know. His secret turned out to be that the lad was bi-sexual (a sure sign of Bad Dad Syndrome).

Then this year, to keep Audrey from...whatever, he tells his bodyguards to "restrain" his daughter. So there she is, manacled to a post in a storeroom on the orders of dear old dad.

Somehow, I don't think Heller is going to have much of a Father's Day this year...

Another carelessly thrown together summary here...

3 comments:

Timeshare Resales said...

Why oh why doesn't Jack just upload that digital recording to his PDA and then email it to someone for safekeeping? His PDA has been able to do masterful feats in other episodes. This is a huge hole in the plot that no one has thought of just making a copy of the recording. It is digital-- a copy would be just as authentic.

NDwalters said...

Jack Bauer may need the help of Chuck Norris on this one. Heller gave him the thumb of death, but let's get ole Chucky in and make it a fair fight.

You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris will make him drink.

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