Dad!!! There's a guy named Osama something on the line. Do you want to take it?
Dad, Blogs4Bauer refuses to let me stuff the ballot box for this contest. Do you want me to tell them that you'll have to stuff a towel down their throats?
Chloe, Can you trace this call? It's someone named RFTR. He keeps asking for pictures of me. I think my Dad needs to talk with him.
"It' some chick named 'Kate,' claims she's stuck on an island somewhere. She's got a rifle on some guy named 'Aldo' and wants to know from my dad if the kneecap or the groin is more effective."
"Brother? What brother? Hang up you little sicko!"
"Hey, dad, when you're done torturing, could you do something about the 'War of the Worlds' alien doing snicker-snag at my work-station?"
Daddy? This cute guy named RFTR wants to take me out to dinner tonight. Is it okay? I promise I won't stay out too late...
By Day 3, her coworkers realized that Kim was not going to make it at CTU...Kim: Hey Tony, I have a possible hostage situation. The caller is saying something about having Prince Albert in a can.
"Hey! Get that cougar out of here!"
What end do I talk into again?
why does the ringing stop when i pick this thing up?
Will you guys shut up about the bombings? I'm trying to make a hairdresser appointment here!
There's something growing out of the side of my head...should I have CTU Medical staff look at it?
Dad! Good News! Chase called and he got the part of the one-armed man in The Fugitive remake!
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Hey, can someone tell me the number for 911?
It's says the calls are coming from inside CTU...man this place is about as secure as Anna Nicole's panties...apparently anyone can get in!
Baba Booey? is there a Baba Booey here?
But Daddy, you CAN do this anymore. My ridiculously old lecherous shrink of a boyfriend C.Thomas is on the phone, and he's going to talk you through it
"Rock 109.9 The Frog is the phrase that pays!... oops, I mean, good morning Mr. President."
"Chloe, are we Vista Ready?"
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