The Jack Sack is back!
Two weeks ago, I participated in my first live-blog here at Blogs4Bauer. I was a fresh, clean little daisy amongst the filthy-minded denizens of this blog. Well, tonight I join the "dirty" contingent with a little Kim Bauer tribute of my own:
Yes, that's Kim Bauer holding her very own Jack Sack. I guess this is what George Costanza was talking about when he spoke of "flying too close to the sun."
We're a half-hour away from tonight's episode, so why don't you all just let that image soak in for now.
OK- It's go-time! The following takes place between 8pm and 9pm...
The "dirty bomb" has everybody up in arms! And somebody is subverting CTU's system!
Ok, Jack is running point. Doyle is full of useful information. And we have a "Dammit." Jack has only an hour to find the other nukes. Obviously this will not happen, the show is called "24" not "14!"
Fayed has made up his mind, Gredenko is going to bite it right here. "I HAVE THE BOMBS!" Man was that... awkward. I just noticed the wedding band on Gredenko. Heh.
Oh Jesus, we have a "Rain Man" episode! No red food! Now plug-in Ray!
Back at CTU, Buchanan is helping Milo cope with the loss of Hottia. And here we have the timely and convenient revelation that Mark Hauser (Rain Man's brother) is the leak. Looks like Doyle made that Denver omlete too quickly. This cover-up thing sounds a bit too contrived. But it will give Jack reason to pound on Ricky later this season. That sounds fine to me!
Oh Wayne... my poor sweet Wayne! So, everybody EXCEPT the Vice President thinks this nuke strike is an "insane" idea. Karen is playing hardball here. Come on, Sandra, it's Wayne for crying out loud. It's not like you're working with the *real* President Palmer. David is gone! GONE!
Okay, the nuke will be a loud and clear message. The Veep is jonesing for some high-yield death. And he will not be denied! "Let's cut the crap, doctor." And the doctor is not backing down. Oh man, this is good stuff.
Okay, Hauser, get those cheese balls ready! I wonder how Rain Man is going to react to a Tac Team busting down the door? Oh man, what IS this show doing? Get the cheese balls! He's freakin' out! Say it, Jack... "My name is Jack Bauer" YES!
Brady is the man! The guy can't say a sentence without stumbling and then he drops the IT lingo like it's nothing. Brady Hauser. IT-savant! Okay, so now we have a nuke power plant in play. And Jack is using Rain Man to catch Gredenko. Oy, this ain't gonna work...
Mid-point thoughts- is Brady "Rain Man" Hauser going to set off protests from the IT community for it's stereotypical portrayal of social dysfunction? I mean everybody else seems to be upset with how "24" portrays them on the show...
Jack's new partner- Brady the Wonder-Boy! Man, Jack goes from a Chinese prison to handling idiot-savants. And the patience he's exhibiting is... super-human. Come on, Jack, just yell "Dammit!" at Brady once... please! I know, that's a mean wish, but I'm like that sometimes. And Gredenko "knows" about Brady. Man, that sucks.
Interesting stuff going down at CTU. This guy is setting up Doyle! And what's going on with Morris? Wah? Okay, so Doyle was not covering up Nadia's innocence. Me confused. Milo and Doyle are friends? Doyle is an okay guy? Johnson is a dead-duck! Man, what DID happen in Denver. Very confusing stuff...
Okay, FYI, comments are not working well tonight. Blogger is all messed up.
A non-sweaty Nadia. Boo!!!! Oh she's definitely not smiling. Buchanan: "We need you, Nadia." Hell yeah! How about she takes a shower? Just a quick scene. And Chloe is busting Milo's chops. Ah, Chloe, they need to give you 1,000% more dialogue. Now, Milo is going to make his move... Ohh, another "Dammit!" Oh DAMN! Mercy, turn on the AC in CTU, it's gettin' hot in here! Come on, Nadia, I'm a million times more virile and willing to stick up for you. I always thought you were innocent, Nadia! Milo is a punk! Damn... they're gonna be an item... oh well.
Back at the Sub-White House... Sandra tells Karen that David was a better man than everybody in the family. Yeah. We know. Wayne is crashing! David would have come out of that coma no problemo.
"Dammit" again from Jack. But he didn't yell it at Brady. That doesn't count! Man, Jack is so gentle. It's like he's a completely different person. Did he volunteer with the handicapped back in college? Brady is pooping his pants. Get that guy some cheese balls- STAT!
Charlie Team can't get a line of sight! Come on, Rain Man! Move! MOVE! Come on, cheese balls! Oh yeah!!! THAT was vintage Bauer.
And sadly, Brady is a better field agent than Milo. Somebody please tell Nadia that Brady is single.
Jack loves Brady. That was too friggin' adorable to handle. Ok, now Gredenko is going to get the "Bauer Special." Jack ain't playing around! But Gredenko is asking for the Presidential pardon/amnesty package. Ah, naked Mandy is giggling somewhere in the Bahamas over that 'ol value meal special.
Ok, nuke time!!!!!!!! Proceed with the strike! No delays! Lennox is going to get bitten. Oh crap, they're really going to launch that nuke. Wah... WOAH- PRESIDENT PALMER IS BACK IN DA HIZZOUSE!
Somebody is about to get fired. "Noah, it's Wayne..." Do the Trump line... come on, fire the man!!! Do it! Dammit, David would have fired Noah. Come on, Wayne! Fire the dude!
Crap. Daniels is going Constitutional! Fire the man! DAMMIT!!!!