Point- Audrey Raines: Kick The Jack Habit Today!by Dr. Phil (on loan from Match.com)
At what point is it ok to leave someone you love? Well if the person you "love" tortured your brother, killed your husband, and then faked his own death all in one day just to get away from you...then I'd say he's nothing but bad news and needs to be kicked to the curb. Audrey, remember what I said in my book, Relationship Rescue: "Awareness without action is worthless". Kick the Jack Habit and get on with your life!
I see this everyday on my show. These women who refuse to leave the "bad boy" and end up getting hurt emotionally, mentally, or physically; sometimes all three. It appears that Jack Bauer tends to give the "Triple Crown" to you and all the women he comes in contact with. Jack's anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration.
I also hear that Jack found another woman after he faked his death. He also accused you of being a mole, choked you, and had you tortured? But that's not all, he almost cut out the eyeball of a man you cared about. In my book, Love Smart : Find the One You Want--Fix the One You Got, I talk about "warning signs", well Ms. Raines, Jack has just given you a "warning infomercial".
Audrey, there are just too many fish in the sea to be stuck with a flounder. Even with your penis-nose, a good guy is just around the corner. Just make sure to first check that corner for Jack Bauer in a Flank 2 position.
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5 comments:
What we have here is an unhealthy expression of angst. Is Jack dead or is he alive? You guys are just taking it out on me.
Feel good about Jack's situation and you will feel good about yourself.
Isn't anyone else concerned by the fact that The Man knows a line from one of Dr. Phil's books?
What has your wife done to you, man?
RFTR - Let's talk about a bigger issue. Your Kim obsession.
You need to stop with the Kim stalking and start living for yourself.
The Man is whiopped, and RFTR is a stalker. Thankfully, I am perfectly normal.
Phil. Stuff it, your fatass hasn't helped anyone with marriage problems. Hell, my wife left me after you called. You know what, after I finish Jack, I think I'm going to Robo-Cap you.
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