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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Bauer Pads Kill Counter

Jack Bauer's Zone of Pain
Athletes call it "being in the zone". When they reach peak performance and put together an amazing performance as if it were nothing. Think Kobe and his 81 point game, Wilt Chamberlain and his 20,000 women, David Wells pitching a perfect game while drunk.

Then there is Jack Bauer. Yes, he (Bauer) has gone hours without killing people (usually when TylerD liveblogs), yet in the past three hours he has personally added 12 people to The Jack Bauer Kill Counter and he's just getting started.

The black helicopter came back for a second helping of Bauer and 6 bodies were added to the counter (5 placed there by Jack) last night.

When Jack Bauer gets into his zone, bad people bleed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Jack Bauer Kill Counter includes all kills that occur on 24.

Jack Bauer has killed 31 people (2 via cell phone).

Anonymous said...

Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy in car
Bad Guy in car
Bad Guy with bad hair
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Security Guard
Security Guard
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Mr. Chekhov
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy
Bad Guy in vest
Bad Guy
Bad Guy in Gas Mask