Live Blogging 11:00pm - 12:00am

Hello again kids, I'm Wyatt "Please Check Out My Other Blog" Earp, and I'll (once again) be your host for this evening's festivities. Gimme a minute, Prison Break is almost over.

Yet another classic Prison Break. Did you check out my other blog yet? Damn. We have a two-plug maximum here at B4B.

11:00pm - Graphic violence. That never fails to give me goosebumps. Yeah, Evelyn will be fine . . . as long as she tells Jack everything she knows. Otherwise, he'll kill her with a swizzle stick.

11:04pm - By the way, I'm trying to blog this episode on my 13" television. I had a DirecTv issue today. Oooh, William Devane will be on tonight. Giggity!

11:05pm - "With every new account of damaging tapes that threaten National Security, we'll give you a new toaster!"

11:07pm - How can President Weasel doubt the ability of RoboCop??? And then he threatens him? Yeah, can we get a bodybag for the President, please?

11:09pm - Does the head of Homely-land Security have NO makeup available? Yikes!

11:11pm - I wonder who will "volunteer" to keep an eye on Audrey Raines and her too-long (according to Phil) skirts?

11:12pm - CTU has as much chance of catching Jack "peacefully" as I do of sleeping with Paris Hilton . . . and not getting an STD.

(Commercial Break) Let us know if my Liveblogging is boring the hell outta everyone. Thanks. And I agree with kdeweb - Tom Cruise must be stopped . . . with extreme prejudice.

11:16pm - Sure sign that you are seeing undercover cops: a white man and a black man wearing nice clothes driving in a car together. Yeah, Bank Boy, say no to Jack. Cripes, who let in the rookie?

11:20pm - Oh yeah, we'll just reroute the plane after 9-11. God, Audrey is an arse! Somebody promote tail girl!!! She's sassy! Always count of Chloe to find the bug. Can't find a damned mole to save her life, but bugs? She's on it.

11:24pm - This pisses me off: it takes some Evil-Doing for President Logan to finally get some cojones??? Where was this last season, you toad??!!!

11:25pm - Okay, who didn't see Evelyn's death coming, raise your hands?

(Commercial break) I may have to go see Thank You For Smoking if J. Jonah Jameson is in it! And the ep is halfway over and no deaths yet? These writers are just phoning it in anymore!

11:30pm - Agents "under his direction?" Logan is smoking crack.

11:33pm - Aaron will have to let Martha in on the Jack warrant during "pillow talk." Giggity, giggity, giggity! Aaron better not really help Jack - all his helpers get killed or lose an arm!

11:35pm - Little known fact: John Kerry was behind the .50 cal in the Hummer. He is requesting a Purple Heart for his tour of duty down the "tree-lined path."

11:37pm - Bank Boy's PIIN code is "BOSCO."

11:38pm - Nice going, Wayne. Never rob a bank with this guy.

11:39pm - And RoboCop gets on the Kill Counter with two dead medics. "Come with me or there will be . . . trouble."

(Commercial break) Anyone else's fingers tired? Oh, I get it Isaac Hayes: you can't do South Park anymore, but you'll do a Lay's commercial? SELLOUT!!! Oh, and tell RFTR that he's behind in his list of Live Blogging hosts. Oh, one more thing, AI is doing a tribute to Queen? WTF???

11:43pm - And . . . we're back with another episode of When Octogenarians Kiss. Ugh!

11:45pm - Valerie's back! She's a modern-day Pocohontas! And Psycho Babe noticed the satellite . . . and she's suing for sexual harassment!

11:47pm - RoboCop ordered a-killin'. Who thinks that Bank Boy is the only one snuffed? Nice offer Bank Boy, but your help will not be necessary. We'll let you know if the snipers need their taxes done! Putz.

11:50pm - HEY!!! As a Philly Detective I must protest using the boys in blue as guinea pigs in Bauer's escape plan!

(Commercial Break) - Are y'all bored yet? With my blogging, I mean - not the show. Only Tyler gets the lame episodes.

11:55pm - The satlink looks like my DirecTv signal from this afternoon. Ugh. Good job, jerkass. Look around in the sat room and hop a little - that should clean up your picture. Idiot.

11:58pm - Bank Boy will take his chances with Jack. He's as good as dead. SOMEBODY KEEP TRACK OF THE GUNFIGHT!!!

11:59pm - I told you Bank Boy would buy the farm! "Taking down the President of the United States." Every liberal jackass' dream! (As told to them by Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin)

Coming Attractions - Gun battles ahoy! Suckup Boy is arresting Chloe! Heller is about open up a can of Whoop Arse on Logan! Whoo hoo!

Thanks for your patience. I'm out, enjoy Love Spit Love!