Milo Pressman's Shooting Academy

Hello. My name is Milo Pressman, and I am the Internet Protocol Manager for CTU: Los Angeles. When I am not chastising CTU Security for surfing, well, dubious internet sites, I am keeping CTU running like my well-oiled hair. Sure, some people laud insurgents like Jack Bauer for his occasional lucky break, but it's the techno-weenies like me who are the real brains behind this outfit.

Recently, I was involved in a wild shootout with several highly-trained, well-armed men. It was me against the world, and I came out on top with little more than a gunshot wound to the arm - a scratch, really. Afterwards, while I was contemplating my bravery and heroism, I decided that my shooting skills could benefit those less fortunate and talented than I am.

And that is why I have created Milo Pressman's Shooting Academy. Like the name? I think it's quite catchy. At the Milo Pressman Shooting Academy, you will learn all the basics of good marksmanship. Posture, breathing, trigger pull, and hair care. I mean, you can't take out targets while worrying about split ends, right? In just fifteen weeks, my professional and courteous staff will have you shooting like a pro, and looking fabulous while you do it.

Give our operators a call at 1-800-AIM-MILO, and you'll be on your way to a better shot in no time.

The Milo Pressman Shooting Academy: Because it's better to look good, than to shoot good.