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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Attack of the Zombie President

President Palmer is obviously a zombie, eating brains and running the country. What does every zombie president really need? Besides a fresh supply of brains?

A good slogan. Something you can put on a bumper sticker that says to the world, my president eats brains and you know what, I still support him or her.

Got any slogans that might work for a brain-eating politician?

"Tippecanoe and BRAINS too"
"No brain left behind"
"A fresh brain is a terrible thing to waste"


Bob Engler said...

Wake me up when it's over.

chirp ... chirp ... chirp

BUMBLE!!! said...

"Send more writers."

(in Return of the Living Dead, the zombies kept getting on the radio and asking for things like "Send more paramedics" - this would solve the issue of how Wayne went from crashing to coherent enough to stop Daniels faster than the car of tomorrow was running laps at Bristol).

Anonymous said...

I have never seen someone "code" and be fully awake and on the phone 5 minutes later. DOH!!!

Anonymous said...

It's the lobotomy, stupid!

Anonymous said...

"The only thing we have to fear is...beheadding itself."

"People have the right to know whether their President is a zombie...well, I am not a zombie."

"I clearly ate my wife's brain if my sister has to make decisions regarding whether I live or die."

"I cannot tell a lie...I like brains."

"I feel your BRAINS!!!"

TheJackSack said...

It's so... wrong. So very, very wrong.

Anonymous said...

The brain stops here.

yankz said...

I did have sex with that woman. Wait, sex is when you eat brains, right?

Zombie Presidents said...

I knew Zombie JFK and you sir are no Zombie JFK!

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Speak softly, and carry a big brain!

heyhilbo said...

2 Cars in every garage and 2 brains in every pot

Clenbuterol said...

Nice guy at the photo))

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