24 Live Blog Midnight to 1:00 AM
Good evening boils and ghouls. I'm V the K, and I lost today's round of naked buck-buck. The LiveBlog is mine.
12:00 It's Bauer Time. Have we seen Jack eat or go to the bathroom in any of the previous episodes?
12:01 So, on one side, there's Logan and the Department of Homeland Security searching for Jack. On the other side, Jack + Diet Cola + Chiggy Killer. Um, the Washington Generals had a better chance of beating the Globetrotters.
12:05 Is Heller in a Lockheed Jetstar. Classic! That's just what Pussy Galore flew in Goldfinger.
12:06 What's on Jack's iPod. Elwy and the Tree Weasels, singing the classic hit "Let's Whack David Palmer." Secretary Heller ----> Not surprised that Logan is a weasel.
12:09 SMOOCHIES!
12:10 Heller throat chops Jack, takes his iPod, and says he's going to take down Logan himself, because exposiing his perfidy would rip this country apart. Puh-lease. That's Hillary Talk.
12:16 Time to play "Spy on Chloe," a game perfected by Edgar in the bushes outside Chloe's bedroom window.
12:17 Anita Hill is wearing a wire. I bet it's small black and curly.
12:18 Chloe's call is tracked to Van Nuys Airport! The Washington Generals score!
12:22 Now, President Logan claims to be sending the military to get Jack. If he is sending the entire 101st airborne, it might be a fair fight.
12:23 No! Dick Cheney, Never corner a frightened weasel! They can turn on you at any moment!
12:30 Cool. Chloe's pick-pocket trick with Miles CTU Shopper's Club card is even better than Matt Broderick's tape recorder trick in Wargames.
12:31 Oh, no! Stopped in the hallway by Anita Hill. Maybe Chloe can use her awesome people skills to resolve this situation.
12:33 The SecDef drives his own car? Then that must have been Rumsfeld who cut me off on the Beltway this morning! And where does he get a rental at 12:30 at night anyway?
12:40 Now, Heller corners the weasel.
12:41 "Your chair is not a throne." True, if it was a throne, it would flush.
12:42 Oh, Gawd, the moonbat writers are back. "It's all about the O-I-I-I-I-I-L!"
12:43 Logan looks like "I wonder if I could tear out his throat with my sharp, needle-like teeth."
12:44 Mary Todd and Red Foreman's cell phone? I don't get it.
12:46 Who's that guy? I think his name is Bauer. He's involved in the plot in some way.
12:47 Ah, the old "Melt the handcuffs on a steampipe, then bash the guard's head in with the door trick." Classic.
12:51 No, it's not a Jetstar. It only has single engine pods, not dual pods. Never mind.
12:52 A climatic shootout at the end of the hour? Never saw that coming. I wonder if it will end with a cliffhanger.
12:54 "There's been too much killing today." You should know, pal. You did most of it.
12:55 He cut Audrey's nose! She'll bleed out in seconds.
12:59 Turns out his chair was a throne, and Heller just got flushed.
Monday, April 17, 2006
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v the k is the mole
Sweet - this can be a good episode because you know who isn't blogging it.
Robocop is a little rusty in the gunfire category. Ought to get his aim recalibrated. Jack could help with that...
Why in the world doesnt Jack bauer just record the tape with his cell phone and send it to Fox News as an attachment?
are you kidding? where's the fun in that? expose the president in the media, and that kills the body count
prediction: Audrey or her dad will be implicated as a mole in this episode
Yeah her dads definately evil, I always liked him though. Hard to imagine him being evil.
It's all about the oil. Go figure. Some memes are too easy to use...
OMG, just like that the evidence is gone.
I knew it
Everything's going to be okay? Are you kidding me?
Not 2 seconds later... go figure.
lol, military action always means free oil!!!
"my god you're serious". Nothing gets by Chiggy. Nothing.
selling out Jack Bauer is approximately 7.342 times more foolish than selling out the President.
see... even Heller is against going to Fox news. Nothing like boosting up the National Enquirer's profits like talking to a camera.
Anyone see the preview to The Sentinal? Tell me how it is not 24? Besides being set in DC.
OK...so he jacks Jack, and is heading to take on Weasel mano-a-mano?
Might as well tick up the Kill Counter now.
CHLOE BEING SET UP!
this episode is unreal
Oh, political ramifications, so the CTU guys aren't good. We're going to use military.
Yeah, that sounds normal. Or rational.
niles, who i endearingly call "ratboy" must've have promised jean grey a night on the town or something
Sprint product placement #1.
now that mike's back from his 1 episode vacation, let's see what he can do
Cheney likes his rooms set at 86 degrees and all Sprint phones set to Fox News.
Can you follow this in real time or do I have to keep refreshing?
(I'm no Chloe)
Logan grew a pair? When did this happen? And Novic is treading on thin ice.
mr random,
It's Jack.
There's a copy.
Bauer presents "special circumstances". Classic Logan.
Novic turns away with a look on his face that reads ' Weenie's obviously been taken over by demonic posession.....where's a priest?
I already see a lot of good material for the Tivo blogging this week...
im gladd Heller is still a good guy, not the brightest good guy but a good guy nonetheless.
the man:
'Special circumstances' see also:
Jack Bauer warps the time space continuum every time he wants to know where the bomb is.
Jack Bauer makes James Bond look like a pussy. Galore.
We got farked.
Once again...we near 45 minutes past the hour. The killing minutes draw near. tck tck tck.
What is V the K doing? Taking a dump? A hell of a lot has gone on since the throat chop--get to it!
Chloe picks pockets too?
KNOCK HER OUT CHLOE!!!
Chloe has definitely learned a few things from our boy Jack!
Oh Great.
Sexual Harassment Girl in the mix to screw Chloe.
Ungrateful bitch.
aww...c'mon. where's scott summers' shoulder for jean grey to cry on when she doesn't understand?
Are we sure that Tyler isn't liveblogging under the guise of V the K?
I mean, where is the bloodshed?
What's Logan going to do, pull a Wayne Palmer Welcome on Heller?
Hmmm, is Logan under control of the Goa'uld? Maybe Chiggy Killa better become acquainted with the worms to know when to spot 'em.
Either that or grab a pair of real dark sunglasses (they live!)
Worst martial law ever.
Heller, Audrey, Chiggy, Henderson can just drive around.
Jack can drive around in a bullet-riddled cop car.
tyler is the mole!!!!! He is in a flank 2 position setup as VtheK.
gross.
the First Lady wants to get laid.
citizen ,
No wonder... she's got the biggest prick in the country right there in her room.
(But yeah, not a good mental picture... I was hoping maybe Aaron....)
Is it just me, or does that music really sound like something from the Lord of the Rings?
yeah. she is all over elmer fudd's nutz
yeah she definately wants to get laid, Logan, Redd, anyone will do. lol
truth be told: its all about the erl! jed clampett should've been in this episode
Sec. Def confronts Weasel. That can't lead to anything good.
All about the oil. Gaaaaaa.
And weasel is about to have yet more blood on his hands... if looks could kill that is...
NOT THE JAMES BOND MUSIC AGAIN!
Gaaa - the cheesy 70s blacksploitation music is back. And so is Chiggy!
I knew it.... Weenie reverts to type under pressure, loses the stare-down.....
(slap my forehead)
I get it. It is all about the oil.
hold on, who did she call?
Is it just me, or did Heller look REALLY presidential just then....
random,
Three guesses.
nooooo! they got Aaron!!
I feel so cheated. No kill from Jack?
ummmmm why didn't jack bauer grab the wire cutters in the first place?
That was nice of the guards to leave the wire cutters next to Jack and Audrey. They probably were promoted from CTU security last season.
Red can't be dead.....
On second thought, eah, he could be, we were loving him.
45 minutes past the hour. I'll go down to the basement and jumpstart the kill counter.
Don't let me down Jack.
oh ok, i wasnt paying attention at that part.
fictional security detail lesson of the day: always leave a way for both detainees, not one, but BOTH, to escape
3 down, 8 to go
Sweet - stand next to a gas tank filled with jet fuel. Bright.
Real bright. As in explosively bright.
ooohhh man, things looks really bad for Henderson, and I mean a horribly painful, mind bendingly horrific death.
"Our Government has no integrity!"
So true....
Well played Weasel.... and Heller should have listened to Jack....
what a bad episode, nothing good happened and all of it was super predictable.
the Veep isn't stupid, he knows that it all suddenly makes sense if Logan is complicit...
Well, I'll admit Weenie's fast on his feet....
Dammit!
and I thought it was a good episode, because all the characters I was getting more and more disappointed in are finally starting to piece things together
1
2
3
4 - Bad Guys - Jack
5 - Heller's guard (didn't see that one coming) - Bad guys
6
7 - Bad Guys - Explosion/Jack
7.5 - Audrey....
Also did Red die?
(Martha Mitchell's finding the cell phone ain't a good vital sign for Red)
Blow the sumbitch's head off, Audrey!
Next week: SecDef Heller's dead. Audrey has a gun. Martha is taken care of.
Oh and Fox5 does not lead with an asnine 24 story they would air as the last segment.
Awww, crap, I'm probably gonna be in a tent on the beach somewhere on the Pacific coast next Monday.
There's a few hours left going down to the wire.... a lot could happen.
Get off it writers, and dazzle us, 'kay?
(..so are you braggin or bitchin')
I think Red is way smarter than he is being given credit for here.
I think he lured Martha away from the house so that she wouldn't be around to hear what Logan was up to. He wanted Martha to not have to wrestle with the knowledge or be put in danger.
Red is so noble.
Farkers are saying they saw Victor Drazen in the preview for next week. Anyone see it?
Best villan ever.
Uhh... nevermind.
Jack puts his gun on Drazen, and the two stand silent for a few seconds, Drazen with his hands over his head in surrender, but abject defeat clearly written on his face. In blind rage, Bauer viciously empties his magazine into the man, even firing on Drazen's corpse as it floats in the bay water, stopping only when out of ammo.
this weeks summary of 24isms - plot holes and the things that could only happen on 24 - is now up at thoughtsonline
Hey Grim - I only counted 5. 2 coming off the helo, Hellers guard, and then 2 in the explosion.
*YAWN* What a dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull episode. What a waste of one hour.
man, what a bunch of whiners. I still maintain that it was a good episode, character-wise
man, what a bunch of whiners. I still maintain that it was a good episode, character-wise
I have to agree. I enjoyed this episode.
As for my earlier objection to the kill counter I watched the end again and counted 6 confirmed and 2 probable (1 bad guy and Audry)
Audrey's not dead or near-dead. They showed her in the preview for next week.
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