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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Today's the Day

It's here. The day is here. It reminds me of a story:

There was a conference on human sexuality where the speaker decided to conduct an informal poll.

"How many of you have sex more than once a day, every day?"

Two or three hands were raised.

"OK. How many of you have sex at least four or five times a week?" he asked.

Most of the hands in the room went up. He continued to ask questions, lowering the amount each time; once a week, once every couple of weeks, once a month.

With a bit of a laugh, he asked, "Well is there anyone who just has sex once a year?"

In the back of the room a man jumped to his feet and began waiving his hand wildly.

"Sir," the speaker asked, "are you saying that you only have sex once a year?"

"That's right!" the man exclaimed with a great big grin on his face.

"Well sir, I appreciate your honesty. But, I have to ask, why only once a year? Do you like sex?"

"I sure do," he said with great enthusiasm!

"Well, if you like sex but you only have it once a year, why are you so excited?"

"That's easy, mister," he replied.

"Tonight's The Night!"

Cross posted at my my blog, bRight & Early, where you are invited to visit and discuss 24 in the Forum. If you tried to get into the Forum earlier and saw an error message, it is working now. Sorry 'bout that.


Anonymous said...

In an E! review of tonight's episode, the writer implies that JB gives his captures oral sex to save his life? Is this true? Does JB blow people?

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

Does JB blow people?

Well...I've seen him blow their brains out.