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Monday, January 08, 2007

CTU Guide to Surviving Gas Attacks

CTU Guide to Surviving Gas Attacks
With the gas attack on New York City today, CTU and Blogs4Bauer has teamed up to provide New Yorkers with the information they need if they start to choke. We apologize; as we're a day late with this information for members of the Jets and Giants.

If you smell something weird in New York today, follow these CTU-approved steps to make it out alive.

Step 1: Simply find the nearest hermetically sealed conference room.
Step 2: Ensure that all overweight team members are outside the hermetically sealed conference room as they tend to take up more oxygen/food.
Step 3: Have plenty of tissues available.
Step 4: Make sure that everyone is wearing hoodies and/or can hold their breath for at least 10 minutes.
Step 5: Don't panic, just make sure there are enough security guards to sacrifice until help arrives.
Step 6: Even though Talk Like Jack Bauer Day is on January 15th; it might come in handy if you find yourself locked in a hermetically sealed conference room with people you don't really like all that much.

If all else fails; remember that Kim Bauer is probably to blame.

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