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Monday, January 29, 2007

Blogs4Bauer Kill Counter Challenge - Week 3

Welcome back to The Blogs4Bauer Kill Counter Challenge! Each week B4B will host a contest to see who can guess Jack Bauer's point total. The winner will be given much praise and be allowed to live another day.

In the first week, Jack Bauer shook off some rust and scored a respectable 5 points, including scoring a 4-pointer with his Vampire-kill. However killing Curtis dropped the point total to 4.

In the second week, Jack Bauer remained calm while saving a man from a helicopter, reuniting with his son, and showing his brother the inside of a dry-cleaning bag. However awesome these events may have been, none earned points.

Will Jack spend this next hour continuing his Bauer family reunion or will he get back to killing terrorists? Or both?

Take a look at the Guidelines and Point System listed below. Post your point total in the comments section for Hour 5. The winner will be posted next Monday.

Week 1 (Hours 1-4): 4 Points
Winner: Rhymes With Right (4 points)
Week 2 (Hour 5): 0 Points
Winner: Justin (0 points)
Yeah, him. (0 points)

Kill Counter Point System:
Jack Bauer with a gun (1 point)
Jack Bauer with a knife (1 point)
Jack Bauer with explosives (1 point)

Jack Bauer with his head (4 points)
Jack Bauer with his manpurse (5 points)
Jack Bauer with his upper body (2 points)

Jack Bauer with his lower body (3 points)
Jack Bauer's
cell phone kills someone (0.5 point)
Jack Bauer kills CTU agent Jason Blaine (2 points)
Jack Bauer kills another member of CTU (-1 point)

Bonus Points:
Jack Bauer tortures someone before killing them (+1 point)
Jack Bauer says something cool before killing them (+1 point)
Jack Bauer says something cool and tortures someone before killing them (+3 points)

If Jack Bauer utters a "dammit" in the process of killing someone (+1 point/each)
If Jack Bauer wears aviators while killing someone (+1 point)
If Jack Bauer sports his manpurse while killing someone (+1 point)

Jack Bauer Combo Kills:
If Jack Bauer kills more than one person in one situation, here's how the combo points add up.
2 kills-in-1 (+2 points)
3 kills-in-1 (+6 points)
4 kills-in-1 (+8 points)
...10 kills-in-1 (+20 points)
and so on.

Season 6 Kills so far:
1. Bite to the neck (4 points)
2. Explosive kick (1 point)
3. Killing Curtis (-1 point)


Anonymous said...

Both. 4 points tonight

Anonymous said...

I'll go with a +2. Actually I don't expect Jack killing anyone tonight but you never lose faith.

Anonymous said...

7 points. And I am fairly confident that I will continue my record of never being right on the body count.

Johnny Park said...

Last week's guess was wishful thinking. Torturing his flesh and blood will take some time, but Jack should squeeze out a score of three (3).

al said...

Since +4 was wrong last week lets go with +5 for this week.

MediaShuffle said...


Unknown said...

Jack is going to torture his brother but not kill him, just yet that is... Jack will get captured but kill a guard with his lower body and then kill another guard with his bare hands, then shoot two more guards escaping.

7 points

BTW, you need a special "Kills with nuclear weapon" category.

bRight & Early said...

After last week it can only go up. 6

Anonymous said...

I'll have to go with +5 for tonight. Jack's got some time to make up, and however satisfying the torturing of a hated sibling may be, it just can't take the place of a good terrorist shoot.

The Jack Sack said...

+11 points

And he better get his ass back to CTU so he can pick me up. What good is a kill-spree without the manpurse?

Seriously, Jack is really behind on the kill-count. Not counting the nuke in Valencia, there's almost no violence so far this season.

Anonymous said...

And my expectations were met. Bummer ¬¬