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Friday, May 12, 2006

Beware of False Bauers

Beware of False Bauers
Moles have always been a problem at CTU for as long as people can remember. But they soon could be elevated to a whole new level of annoyance for Jack Bauer.

Like the early Terminators, the first moles were easy to spot. But like the T-800, the new moles are going to be more difficult to detect. The will look more like CTU agents.

These new moles are aided by, they are selling Jack Bauer's manpurse. If you look at the "Customers who bought this item also bought" section, you will notice that people buying Jack Bauer's manpurse are also purchasing aviator glasses, just like Jack Bauer.

We just have to pray that Jack's magic hoodie doesn't fall into the wrong hands.


Jon-Michael said...

It's not a purse, it's european!

Anonymous said...

I don't remember Season 2 Jack Bauer carrying a purse.

Anonymous said...

fmragtops - Season 2 Jack Bauer carried a dime bag instead.

Anonymous said...

No! Bauer does NOT wear a manpurse! [Sob]

(more Bauer's manpurse commentary on my blog)