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Friday, May 19, 2006

One Ugly Caption Contest


One Ugly Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer

15 comments:

Dionne said...

I don't have a caption for this but this scene made me ill.

Unknown said...

"are you familiar with the term 'muskrat love'?"

Anonymous said...

Call it a "manpurse" one more time and I will kill your husband, again.

Mike Antonucci said...

I am soooo gonna mack on your left knee.

Greg said...

He's one baaaad mutha--

(shutcho' mouf!)

I'm just talkin' 'bout Jack!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Audrey: Oh Jack!
Jack: Oh crap!

You're still alive?

Anonymous said...

Jack: You know, I've been thinking about names, you know, for the baby, and uh, what do you think about, *ahem* Pinocchio?

jwookie said...

Wait a second... weren't we going to recast Audrey's part with Elisha Cuthbert? I don't care if it's the middle of the season. Do it NOW!

Anonymous said...

Dang, woman!
You look like Ted Kennedy gave you a ride home.

I hate to be shallow an' all that, but seein' you this way right now, I'm leanin' towards the Chloe option.

Anonymous said...

Jack:So, there were these snakes. And get this: they were on a plane. So Sam Jackson was all like "Get these ************* snakes off of my ************ plane!"

Jon-Michael said...

Audrey, I thought you should be the first to know, I haven't used the bathroom in nearly 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

A: Had fun with Chloe

JB: Yes, she is not as frigid as you, and she does like it from behind

Anonymous said...

You see this unsightly green discharge between my upper teeth, Jack? The CTU physicians tell me that's a tell-tale sign of hoof-and-mouth disease. Neigh! Whinny! Oh, sorry babe.

Jeff Kouba said...

Have you had this on the whole time?!

Anonymous said...

"I know that listening device is here somewhere . . . I'll just keep looking for it."