The stench of politics is hanging in the air like the smell still emanating from Edgar's workstation. What better time to promote Jack Bauer's upcoming 2008 campaign?
Yes, he may be dead and/or from Canada. But who's going to tell Jack Bauer those facts disqualify him from running? With the proposed immigration reforms, dead illegal aliens will soon be able to run for president. Even Canadians.
Blogs4Bauer Challenge
1) Submit a campaign slogan for the Bauer 2008 campaign.
2) Guess tonight's Body Count
Click Here for the Jack Bauer Kill Counter, click here to vote in the 24: Final Four.
Blogs4Bauer Challenge Results
Episodes 1,2 - 9 Bodies
The Conservative UAW Guy (Guess - 4)
Episodes 3,4 - 14 Bodies
RFTR - 14
Episode 5 - 2 Bodies
AL - 2
Episode 6 - 1 Body
AL - 1
Episode 7 - 5 Bodies
Mr. Bob - 5
Episode 8 - 14 Bodies
Deathlok - 13
Episode 9 - 7 Bodies
RFTR - 7
Episode 10 - 8 Bodies
The Man - 8
Episodes 11, 12 - 59 Bodies
Justin - 27
Episode 13 - 3 Bodies (including Tony)
Justin - 3
Episode 14 - 0 Bodies
Citizen Grim - 3
Episode 15 - 12 Bodies
Al - 11
12 comments:
Osama Bin Laden--dead, Terrorists--dead. Vote for me!!!
I say 10 bodies tonight.
Vote for me or I'll shove this towel down your throat. All the way.
I'm gonna go with three since that won it for me before
The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.
Going with 11 again.
Vote Bauer...or Else.
You could vote for someone else, but odds are they are already dead.
6 kills tonight, not including The Philadelphia Phillies who will be killed by the St. Louis Cardinals this afternoon.
Bauer in 08 - Don't let the terrorist procreate.
7 kills tonight.
THERE'S NO TIME! for debate: Vote Bauer in '08!
...My guess? Three kills tonight. One will be the head terrorist Jack was chasing last week; another will be the White House staffer (the First Lady's aide?) who was telling Aaron and Palmer Junior in the previews that she "knew everything" about the conspiracy.
She'll get whacked right before she can spill her guts, of course...
--LC Wes, Imperial Mohel
Jack Bauer in '08 - "You're the one I'm working for."
I say 3 casualties tonight.
Bauer '08: Vote for me or I will shoot your wife in the leg. Not above the kneecap.
5 bodies tonight.
18 bodies
4 dead
2 bodies tonight.
I'm too late for the body count, but here's my slogan:
Dammit, I don't have time to tell you why you should vote for me, just do it and I'll explain everything later, I promise
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