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Friday, March 17, 2006

Bring Back Behrooz

Bring Back Behrooz Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer

Photoshop Entries
- Greg Chance


Anonymous said...

If you don't put the cap back on the OJ, so help me - I will kill your girlfriend.

Natsthename said...

Drink your orange juice, kid. Or Robert Loggia will show up and we'll have to kill him.

Justin said...

If you don't finish the O.J., Mr. Simpson will come by and accuse us of being "the real killers"

al said...

"From this angle - you kind of look like the guy who made the Sixth Sense"

Kyle Jones said...

Drink out of the jug again and I swear you're a dead man.

Greg said...

Don't do it, Behrooz. Don't drink the Centox Nerve Punch!

Anonymous said...

"Orange juice?!? You brought orange juice into my house?!?"

"But father I..."

"Don't 'but father' me Behrooz. You know we only drink Sunny D in this family. If I were not an image in a photograph I would kill you with my bare hands right now."

Anonymous said...

OJ? We have to live up to Muslim stereotypes! Your mom is wearing a burka, I just killed your infidel girlfriend. Stop crying and grab me a falafal

bigfoot780 said...

How dare you bring Orange Juice into our house. That symbol of western infidels. Jihad on orange Juice everywhere!

Anonymous said...

"But father, Debbie told me that orange juice is good for me!"

"You've been talking with Debbie?"

"Oh crap..."

Anonymous said...

(The PSDed picture)

"Son, explain this to me."

"I, but father..."

"No son, this is unacceptable! First, you steal the Jack Daniel's from our liquor cabinet. And now, male CTU agents holding bras?"

Anonymous said...

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

RFTR said...

Okay, Vinnie scared the crap out of me with that one...

What a weirdo!