Carnival of Bauer

Blog Archive

Add to Google

24 Fanatic


Friday, March 24, 2006

A Tough Decision Caption Contest

A Tough Decision Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer


Teacher Tori said...

Jack- "Are they real?"

Colette- "They're real and they're spectacular"

Anonymous said...

And I though the First Lady was stacked....

Anonymous said...

Curtis, you may not have a moment alone with Colette.

NDwalters said...

Collette: Everyone is so nice to me, I don't know why.

Jack: It's because you have big jugs. Um, your breasts are huge. I wanna squeeze em! Mama (suckling sounds)

Collette tries to punch Jack, but he grabs her arm in mid air and pins her to the wall in a Nina Myers chokehold.

lawhawk said...

Colette: Why does everyone who tries to caption this think something sexual is gonna happen?

Jack: Because it's natural. Are they natural?

Colette: I see. And yes, they are.

Colette: So, what exactly would you do to me?
Jack: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that Patterson trocar and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
Colette: Stop talking dirty and kiss me.

Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.

jwookie said...

Colette: Hey, you got girlfriend in LA? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Jack: What do we get for ten dollars?

Colette: Every t'ing you wan'.

Jack: Everything?

Colette: Every t'ing. But not for you Jack Bauer... you too beaucoup...

Anonymous said...

Do you want to earn some Jerry Beads?

Greg said...

Collette: "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"

Jack: "I'm a locksmith, and... I'm a locksmith."

bigfoot780 said...

How bout some mud wrestling with Chloe and Audrey. Winner gets Jacks's 'gun'

Anonymous said...

Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.

Now is de time on Sprockets when we dance!

Anonymous said...

Jack: Who are you selling t-shirts for? We are running out of time!

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Jack: "Things work out, I'll be showing you my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!

Anonymous said...

Colette: Jack, my eyes are up here!

Anonymous said...

"You have beautiful eyes."

"My eyes are up here."

Anonymous said...

Headline caption actually comes from headline at "Woman With Huge Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes"

Anonymous said...

Jack: "Dammit! I told you to remove your top QUICKLY."
Colette: "I don't see why. ."
Jack: "Ma'am you'll just have to trust me on this one. DAMMIT!"

Mark K. Sprengel said...

Yes, it will fit between them. But since you doubt it, I'll show you.