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Friday, March 10, 2006

Smoochy May Be The Next To Die

Smoochy May Be The Next To Die

IMDB shows that from the hours of 8-9pm "John Bauer" will appear on 24, played by Death to Smoochy star, Edward Norton (keep reading for information on his upcoming B4B Fight Club match up).

Before you set your TIVOs to "stun", the NY Post reports that it's just not true. Someone put a false entry into IMDB. This would not be the first time someone messed with our emotions on IMDB. Where do you think we got our weekly "Kim is back" information? Cue the Blogs4Bauer Fight Club music, Samuel L. Jackson is listed as a upcoming guest on Lost (also false).

So who else will NOT be seen on 24 this season (according to Blogs4Bauer):
-Star of the upcoming movie ATL - BIG BOI (pronounced "Big Boy")
-John Edwards
-a menacing cougar stalking Kim
-Edgar and Behrooz's mother
-Chase Edmunds' right arm
-Flavor Flav
-The dorky kid on American Idol
-President Logan's spine

Got others you do not want to see on 24? Post them in the comments.


RFTR said...

I'll tell you what I don't not want to see...

Kim Bauer neked...

Anonymous said...

Don't want to see Kim Bauer nekkid???

Get the hell off the planet....NOW!!!!

And BTW, that IMDB profile for 8-9pm gives away a spolier about who's NOT gonna die next week.

Anonymous said...

Trying to guess who will and won't die based on the IMDB list is a bad idea. Characters on 24 are often listed after they've died or left the show such as when Alberta Watson left after her character, rin Driscoll, had to leave CTU.

Even Fox will continue to list actors even though they know the character will be gone. This way it won't give clues as to what will happen.

lawhawk said...

Mike Novic will have a heart attack, and President Flounder (nee weasel) will not know what to do. The FLOTUS saves Novic with her ample bosum and they're all chummy thereafter.

Flounder, OTOH, is clueless and gets run over by the VP freight train to marshal lawville.

Teacher Tori said...

the webmaster here needs to put Edgar up on the top with an X through it like Palmer, Michelle and the / on Tony.

mizerock said...

Carl Edwards (Nascar) is supposed to have a cameo this year - rumor, or confirmed?

I love his Nextel commercial. It's the one where Mark Martin hires a stunt double to do backflips ("Crazy old man")